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I could get rich!! I can make one that looks like a pair of legs and they put their face right in the crotch!! Even scent it with some fish water. That shit would sell like hot cakes I tell ya!
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[–] NeedleStack 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I'm offended that she is happy to be embraced by a fucking white male! Cis scum! She's been brainwashed by the patriarchy!
[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I want to work for that marketing firm...
[–] WindMillOfPeace 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
To be fair, the bull dyke market is a hard one to cater to if you don't make hair dye, doc martins, or rubber fists.
[–] wtfeva 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I JUST WANT A FUCKING HUG!
and a hand on my butt while I'm riding my pillow..
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[–] Napierdalator [S] ago
Yup.
[–] Cheesebooger ago
I could get rich!! I can make one that looks like a pair of legs and they put their face right in the crotch!! Even scent it with some fish water. That shit would sell like hot cakes I tell ya!
[–] NoRagrets ago
Is... Is that pillow manufacturer assuming the optimal number of digits on a hand?