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[–] EyeoftheChampion 1 points 58 points (+59|-1) ago 

When everyone is blackmailable noone is blackmailable.

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[–] vahelper 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

It is more than just blackmail. If you ever have information that upsets the government they go right to the NSA and pull your data. Ever say something against Mexicans? They give it to MS13 to do the dirty work, or Jews - MOSSAD. This way they never have to get their hands dirty. But the worst is they use it to find psychopaths who are good at hiding their misdeeds, and then hire them.

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's worse than that. It's a database that is kept by a phone company and NSA. Both who have proven incapable of stopping hackers, agents, black ops, and even their 'high security clearance' people from stealing data or manipulating data. Any employee could access and enter in any information they want into the database. They can put porn onto your device, enter fake texts into your phone, or fake GPS data to prove you were at some crime scene. The list of possibilities are endless.

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[–] Flowbiemax 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Bullshit. they've never given me a job.

Either way, it takes a lot to have any information that is actually upsetting to them. Most of what you think is leaked is intentional. When you think you are doing something deviant its usually desired behavior from their point of view.

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[–] 22jam22 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So what about a website that you purchas forgiveness.. You donate money and declare all the bad things i posted etc i no longer hold those views.. Like being born again im no longer racist and my thousand dollars is sitting in an account on the website if i ever do anything counter to my new views the money will be donated to a black charity then i have to double up.. Just a stupid idea.

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[–] Skeeterdo [S] 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

Sounds like that south park episode.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Kinda like that episode about Yelp, but politics?

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Predictive programming.

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[–] tippyc 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Came here to say something similar. Future voting is going to be a contest of whose skeletons are scarier.

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[–] Mylon 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Not exactly. One side will have much easier access to the blackmail.

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[–] RedditIsPropaganda32 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll release my own jerking off vid if the NSA wants it that badly

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[–] unclejimbo 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Just own that shit. People hate liars more than they hate guys like Rob Ford who just say "yep that was me".

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[–] cthulian_axioms 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

THIS.

If/when I run for elective office, my campaign announcement is going to include me reading through my rap sheet.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not perfect--nobody is--and I don't claim to be. But you know what I am? Well, unlike my opponent Cuckface McGee, I'm honest. When I was a much younger man, I made some interesting mistakes, and I'd like to briefly tell you about them, just so everyone's on the same page.

[briefly explain past misdeeds]

And that's how I got banned for life from Canada!

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[–] Optick 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

The people they can't blackmail mysteriously commit suicide with two shots to the back of the head

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[–] karmatic 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yep. Own that shit.

I was a felon, and a terrorist suspect. If I try to hide that, then it can be used to blackmail me. There's not a single person in my life left who I care about who doesn't know about me, warts and all. It took time to get my family comfortable with my seeing differences in population means, as well as my work, but I've got nothing left for them to get me on.

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[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

They could make up things entirely, you going to own up to the child porn they "found"?

When was the last time you questioned those accusations when they report a local was taken in for it and show his mugshot on the news?

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[–] Skeeterdo [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

problem is even if you refute everything or calm things down, the damage was done. Look at how the media is today. They will twist and turn anything and everything and insinuate what you said as opposed to what you said.

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[–] InfoTeddy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

nah, the media was how trump was elected into office and will be how trump will be reelected in 2020

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

RIP Crack-Mayor

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I'll just claim that I'm a high functioning psychopath.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It won't, but he'll mention it anyway, because he's an honest high-functioning psychopath who wants to be up front about his condition.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Good trait for mega-corp leaders and politicians.

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[–] KikeFree 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

You'll tell them you're jewish?

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[–] GrandNagus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So your average politician then?

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[–] Fred 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

"If you have nothing to hide can I put video camera in your bedroom and bathroom?"

"WHAT THE FUCK? NO."

"Are you sure you have nothing to hide?"

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[–] SpottyMatt 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is as good a place as any to share the following:

Story 1: Always Listening

The other night I was talking to a friend about suicide on Telegram.

The next morning, there was a promoted tweet from Google on my Twitter timeline with suicide prevention resources.

I do not have the same username on those two services. I do not have the same phone number on those two services. I have not linked a Google account to my Twitter.

I am struggling to think of any way that Google could have known to spend money to promote that tweet to my timeline, short of it always watching everything I type into all the applications on my android phone... Not only always listening and collecting, but always parsing and looking for things he thinks are significant.

I always suspected - expected, even - This is what was happening, but every now and then their subtlety slips up and reminds you that they know everything.

Story 2: The Fake Identity

I have a fake identity that I use for online services that require personal information but that I don't believe actually need any and or I don't want to give them to. Name, address, birthday, etc. This is a whole separate fake person - separate username, separate email accounts, the whole 9 yards.

I went to these lengths so that I wouldn't have to puzzle over what to fill-in in these situations, and so that platforms that needed to interconnect could use this fake profile and still happily think they were connecting the accounts of one person, and then I could use them.

The other day, I was locked out of a real financial account that I owned. Some of these things have an acccount recovery process whereby they ask you financial or personal history questions that they think you would know the answer to based on their massive data about you...

It asked me if I had ever known that fake identity.

Somewhere, I must've slipped up, and the massive data lake in the sky believed that this fake person was a real person that knew me in real life.

Thing is, I had never used that identity or any of its accounts for anything "real, "and no financial services ever… So what data source were the banks looking at to think that I knew this person?

Moreover, they didn't ask if I used to be known by that name, or if that person's doings were mine - they asked if I knew that person… Which makes me think that they have some algorithms that look for patterns in data that indicate it to people live near each other or know each other… And the simple fact of the matter that this fake identity kind of did all the things that I was into throughout my life... had it been the identity of a real friend that was doing things with me, it would've made sense. But to think that they were able to connect that…

In any case, I've started using per-service fake identities now, so if another whenever does crop up like that I will know from where the leak came.

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

To do it right, you need to use a VPN exclusively for one identity and a different browser profile, preferably from inside a VM. Then never acknowledge they know each other, never email each other, etc.

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[–] 9-11 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Your device tells on you with the cookies it shares.

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[–] SpottyMatt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Which cookies are you referring to? Just the browser?

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[–] elephantdoesntforget 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah. Sad these days you can't even create a yahoo email account without giving a phone number.

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[–] moarzor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Use a different browser profile for each service you connect to. I name my profiles after the service they're for. Chromium user profiles don't share cookies, as one example.

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[–] lord_nougat 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Whenever some faggot says "I have nothing to hide." make them give you their credit card number, social security number, pin codes, etc!

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh I do that all the time, I still haven't gotta a number of any sort from them.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I guess you need to pummel them better, or something

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[–] saltpricesplummet 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

That's when you tell them losing your privacy because you have nothing to hide is like losing your freedom of speech because you have nothing good to say.

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[–] big_fat_dangus 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Fuck em.

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[–] Lobotomy 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

True that, I'm only 2 or 3 steps away from killing these fucking "people". And when those 2 or 3 steps come, I'll be in the majority. Keep pushing, kikes! Eventually white people will get tired of playing the Knockout game, and we'll retaliate in such a way that will make you miss the fucking holocaust.

Of course, that is under the proviso that the holocaust even happened.

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[–] cyks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Everyone is only one step away from subhuman carnage. Pick one. Hunger or thirst.

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