And now, in no particular order, from all corners of the ideological battleground:
Gas the kikes.
Obama was a decent president.
If countries don't want to be occupied by Freedom, they should stop being weak.
LBJ was an innocent victim at Dallas.
The CIA just wants to help.
Bill Clinton is a rapist.
Bill's wife did nothing wrong.
Recycling is for chumps.
Health supplements are totally exactly what they claim to be, bro.
Ketosis is a totally healthy biological state, bro.
True communism has never been tried. True communists don't put sugar on their haggis, either.
Syphilis is a homo disease
Niggers are just like us
I'm lactose intolerant, so ASSAULT LACTOSE MUST BE BANNED NO EXCEPTIONS