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[–] FloridaGuy 1 points 31 points (+32|-1) ago 

I actually think there is a better way to address this thing. Embrace it. It's all about how you read it, I mean, My President will not divide us, the liberal left is all about dividing us. I would happily carry a HWNDU flag while wearing my MAGA hat and t-shirt with an American flag blazed across it in an attempt to redirect what HWNDU means. Kind of like how the Green Bay Packer fans embraced the insult "Cheeseheads", only better.

Saying the President will not divide us is something I'd proudly agree to in the right context... it's all about changing the context slightly. Asshole LaBeouf would have to try to come up with some other insufferable bullshit to cry about.

Hear me out:

He will not divide us, He will unite us. Hillary has proven to be the great divider; the second she lost the election she started planning how to divide this country and she's done so much goddam damage it pisses me off. Now My President has to fix all that bullshit on top of what Obama destroyed. No, He will NOT divide us, LaBeouf you insufferable fuckhead, He will unite us. Now go be useful and suck somebody's dick.

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[–] kjell 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Where's the fun in that?

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[–] powerpete 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Appropriating one of their few memes and adding it to our trophy collection.

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[–] FloridaGuy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Touche' my friend.

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[–] VoatSharkJump 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why not both

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[–] fnork 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Guerrilla move to write "Q.E.D." in black marker on the tail of the flag: I approve.

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[–] fuckingmockies 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

America is a white nation. Every non-white that steals into our country and every non-white that is born here divides us further. Civic nationalism is what divides us. Ethnonationalism is what will unite us.

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[–] Koalemos_Grottesco 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't want to be united with jews, illegal aliens, and niggers.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No fag, just burn it down.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Someone should strap a blow torch to a drone and burn that fucker down.

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I believe something like that's been tried, actually.

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[–] antiliberalsociety 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It has but they failed, the flag wouldn't light.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So, an accelerant squirting drone followed by the blowtorch drone!

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[–] Reddit_traitor 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

can't have a HWNDU post without this comment every time.....

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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Sadly, no one said "can't do it broham, it's capture the flag".

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[–] para_monk 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I have a real problem with whatever genius came up with that idea. Great idea, poorly executed. The right thing would be to spray the flag with a flammable liquid and then just spark the damn thing. Trying to hover while lighting a probably non-flammable material flapping in the wind just makes you look like an amateur.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I was being sarcastic. I guess I should of added the /s at the end. That would be some Wile E. Coyote shit if someone actually strapped a blow torch to a drone.

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[–] kevf4 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's been attempted and the flag was fire proof. Dropping a bucket on the top of the pole with a maga hat attached would be more feasible.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How about a giant plaster head of Pepe

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fireproof fabric? All that is is flame retardant polyester. That shit will melt if held to a flame.

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[–] KrakenCentaur 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

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[–] SpecialtyPizza 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That shit is gold.

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[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Poor Shia. Kid was probably buggered by some mockies when he was a child and now he's retarded.

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[–] ibepokey 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

i only understood about 9 words out of that sentence but still laughed my ass off.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He was raped until retarded by the (((Hollywood Elite))).

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Did you create that username just to use the word mockies?

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[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No. I created it so other people will start using the word mockies. :D

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Now where did I save my Micheal Jackson eating popcorn gif?

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[–] Hilarious_Exception 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wait what!? When did season 7 end? Did it end? I thought the flag there was so high that it couldn't be climbed to, and that the flag itself was flame retardant, so what happened to it?

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There's been no announcement on the hwndu web page of a move.

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[–] ShaneTO 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There needs to be a "It's Okay To Be White" flag up there.

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[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wish there is a way we could replace the flag with a "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong".

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[–] illop 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hitler would not divide us?

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[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If we won there would not be anything to divide. Go back to your mud hut, plebbit.

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