Archived The World's Top Banana Is Doomed and Nobody Can Find a Replacement (archive.is)
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Archived The World's Top Banana Is Doomed and Nobody Can Find a Replacement (archive.is)
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[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Meanwhile AUSTRALIAN GROWERS ARE THROWING OUT BANANAS BECAUSE CUNTS KEEP IMPORTING THEM FROM SOUTH AMERICA.
This is some grade a fucking bullshit news here. The only reason its doomed is because cunts want a caviar banana on a zimbabwe price.
[–] Scablifter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Its only one strain of banana amongst hundreds of others which are just as good to eat.
[–] TauCeti 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I find it hard to believe these can't be grown in environments isolated from the disease affecting them.
[–] Runaway-White-Slave 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's gonna be one hell of a chimp-out......
[–] ZenAtheist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't worry - when Soros and the Rockefellers return to earth from their Space Ark leading their child slaves, they can use the giant Seed Vault they have buried in the Arctic to grow themselves new bananas!