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[–] 11432015? [S] ago 

Me and Ellen could pop out Kim Jong Il level gods like Democrats import illiterates.

I'm not exactly sure who would be the mom, but my butternut squash would end up in her so hard after one of our "come to jesus, what does this relationship really mean" meetings.

A beautiful baby would be born, and then Ellen and I would assign our primary Bodyguard squad to conduct Zersetsung on you.