Dear colleagues
We would like to inform you that we use the word "colleagues" because words like minions, pens, slaves and employees would sound demeaning.
By also using the word colleague, it sounds like you, our peons (ahem) employees, were the ones deciding the fate of one your fellow Co-workers (ahem) colleagues.
Your fellow Co-worker will receive compensation [the amount depends on how likely they will sue us] so don't fret this particular person has been taken care of.
Thank you for all of your support [making more money for us than we compensate you for].
Your fellow colleague [hr pen]
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[–] I_Would_Gas_You 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is this an actual letter you got at work? I hope the likelihood of them suing would be high as a tweaker.
[–] WhiteRonin [S] ago
I was making fun of Lack's letter about MattLauer but I made it more general.