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[–]Fambida0 points
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protip: Don't put your fingers through the fucking elevator door. If the elevator has failed to open then it's likely that the ol' finger detector could fuck up too and leave you feeling like a muslim thief.
Or the elevator could start moving again and your fingers get snapped off by the floor shaft. It's also why you shouldn't try to crawl out if you can get the door open. You could fall into the shaft or get cut in half.
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[–] Fambida 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
protip: Don't put your fingers through the fucking elevator door. If the elevator has failed to open then it's likely that the ol' finger detector could fuck up too and leave you feeling like a muslim thief.
[–] djsumdog 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Or the elevator could start moving again and your fingers get snapped off by the floor shaft. It's also why you shouldn't try to crawl out if you can get the door open. You could fall into the shaft or get cut in half.
[–] rndmvar 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I'd say that in some scenarios the risk of getting cut in half is outweighed by the risk of dying from a sudden stop at the bottom of the shaft.