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[–] PM_Me_Your_NudeSelfy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I want people to PM me nude selfies of themself.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Has it ever worked?

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[–] PM_Me_Your_NudeSelfy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nope.

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I hope you like dick picks and weren't expecting to see boobies.

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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Are you selective?

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[–] PM_Me_Your_NudeSelfy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm straight but I realized after I made this name that faggots might send me pics. I fucked up but need to live with my decisions.

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[–] Empress 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Mine comes from the 1950s inspired tarot cards by Paul Keppel. https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18084.jpg

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[–] edgelord666 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

thats so gay

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[–] Germ22 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I always thought it was the female version of Emperor.

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[–] 1True_Morty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There's only one Emperor. He is master of mankind by the will of the Gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies.

Not sure when he's going to show up, though.

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[–] i_am_triggered 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Reeeeeeee!!

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[–] whisky_cat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I like whiskey, as does the cat.

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[–] 11172030? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Am female on a site that refers to its users as goats.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] 11172086? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep, have two m'self.

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[–] Inara__Serra 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ewwww..... animal sex is wrong. Get those goats away from the girls a boys!!!

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[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

my name is there because when i created my account i was the bar manager of a scotch and bourbon bar.

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[–] 1True_Morty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

At first glance, I saw the words "manager" and "scrotum" in close proximity.

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[–] 1True_Morty 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

My grandpa Rick accidentally completely destroyed our dimension (again), so I came here. I don't know where Rick is, though.

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[–] Rickest_Rick 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Morty where have you brrp been. I have brrp been looking brppp all brraappp!, over for you

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[–] Morbo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Rick has infinite grandsons, not that he wants to spend all day looking for a new one, but he probably found a new one anyway. The Council of Ricks will assign you a new Rick or you could always just go live in Mortytown.

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[–] TheonGreyjoy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] Talc 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

needed a new username, picked the first thing I saw. Could have been worse, an inch to the right I'd be "shampoo".

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