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[–] Jaga 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"I have a fraction of the money I could have had if I hadn't wasted my life being a deadbeat, and I'm better than all the other deadbeats"

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[–] Horizonprinter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I acquired such currency by slinging dope to anything that moves. I also hope I get arrested and sent to concollege where I could possibly meet my father.

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[–] GaydolphNiggler ago 

I think you just accidentally wrote an Oscar winner. Libs would eat that shit up if done right.