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[–] lissencarak 0 points 55 points (+55|-0) ago 

Pharaoh builds pyramid empire.

Random desert clan shows up.

Oy vey, we can help you with accounting, goy! Look at these amazing abacus-based financial instruments.

Some decades later:

Native Egyptians impoverished.

Hook noses everywhere in court.

"How about some Nubians, goy? They are just like us. Some race-mixing won't hurt either."


Goyish immune response activated...

40 years of walking in the desert while yentas complain about everything.

"Oy vey, we were persecuted, remember the holocaust in Egypt"


[–] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

You forgot to add mass murdering all the Egyptain first born male children, and then declaring it a holy day.


[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I though Yahweh killed the first borns. Are you saying it was not divine murder, but that "humans" did it!