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"My four year old lays on the carpet, spreading it out, pulling it open like a Hustler mag. Like Marilyn Chambers. Just fucking yanking it open and just going like, "MEEEHHH!"
So I'm shitting with the door open and I'm watching my daughter who's standing there in a t-shirt and no diaper. I'm watching her from behind and just a little dark spot appears between her butt cheeks. Honestly, for a second, I didn't realize what it was because I've never just seen an ass shitting in the open. Then the next thing I know a fucking man-sized crap just fucking ... She shits on the floor and then -- keep in mind I'm shitting at the moment -- she slips on her own shit, falls deeply into it, and cracks her head. Now she's lying in her own shit and crying her eyes out 'cause she got hurt. And I, with shit hanging out of my ass, have to get up and wobble over. I gotta do the penguin walk and pick her up and comfort her. We're both covered in my shit, her shit. The dog is trying to lick it off because the dog loves my daughter's shit.
Louis announces that lately he’s feeling thankful—for being young, being healthy, and most importantly, being a white male in America. "Thank God for that shit," he says, noting how any time in history would be sweet for him, and not for, say, black people. But that’s the past. He knows and fears the future of his race. "They’re going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass, forever," he says. "And you know what? We totally deserve it."