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[–] ChanceofRain 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

I have a theory as to why James Bond drinks vodka martinis, which were unusual for the time (1950's). Vodka is distilled to have no flavor, unlike gin, which has botanical infusions which may mask a poison. The vodka martini was a safer drink for the spy, as it's clear flavor would reveal unwanted additives more easily.

He sure as shit didn't order a bottle of swill.

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[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

to be fair...the most famous martini bond ordered was half vodka, half gin, with dry vermouth and a lemon twist. shaken.

if a bartender shakes your martini....he or she doesnt know what they are doing.

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[–] altident 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You forgot Lillet

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That said, if a bartender doesn't know what they are doing, I'd most likely prefer them to shake the martini. At least then it will be the desired temperature and/or will be less likely to have become watered down. The top notes you harm by shaking are small loss next to a truly nasty martini.

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[–] CobraStallone 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bruises the shit out of it.

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[–] DeathTwoMasons 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Outstanding.

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[–] grandmacaesar 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Blue Velvet, nice.

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[–] antiliberalsociety 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I miss Dennis Hopper.

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[–] whisky_cat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I knew it before I clicked. Cheers.

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[–] DeathTwoMasons 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Alll bear is to me. Whiskey shots, straight up. Liqour,not yeast.

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[–] Crazyjoe33 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Liqour is practically made from yeast...

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[–] EdSnowden 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

I will continue not drinking Heineken.

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[–] idk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Cheers to that.

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[–] Jizzmaster3000 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Whoever designed that logo got the symbol wrong. The star is meant to have 6 points.

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[–] ueberzeugungstaeter 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

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[–] fartyshorts 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It's quite clearly the red star of communism.

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[–] Manic_Miner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Heineken nearly got banned in Hungary because of that red star. It's a hate symbol over there.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Different stars have different meanings.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's upside down.

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[–] ketezer 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Heineken is weak beer aimed at the soy-boy market.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's green as fuck fag beer for poser what to be cunts who think that a brand makes them cool.

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[–] Nutkase 5 points 15 points (+20|-5) ago 

Just quit drinking, Best decision I ever made! I get sooo much done now and I'm a better father and husband too.

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[–] CallingOutLefty 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

"Just quit drinking"

Never!

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[–] sulkembo1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You hear that hard drinking alcoholics?? it's that easy! just stop! It's so simple!!!

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[–] Nutkase 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

For me it was easy once I realized how it changed me, It almost literally killed my wife too. I quit drinking for a week to prove i could, 7 days later had a tallboy on the way home and once home I couldn't control my mouth. Everyone was crying by the end of the night..that was enough for me to realize what it does to me. Almost 4 years now, I've never felt better!

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[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's not easy, but it is simple. Not doing something is the simplest thing you can do.

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[–] BleedRedAndYellow 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

it's that easy! just stop! It's so simple!!!

INB4 "Don't get started in the first place and you wouldn't have that problem"

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[–] marginalorb98 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

While we're at it, poor people! Just stop being poor!

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think I'm worse Father and Hubby but still advise of giving it up as well.

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[–] altident 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You forgot a skunk in there somewhere

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[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was going to open with describing it as tasting like piss-water, then realized that some cock would come along and ask "How much piss I've drunk to be able to tell."

But instead... I get to ask you! ;p

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[–] 1764_sugar_act 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You tend to get a taste for it after a night of cheesing.

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