Should have listened to you cocksuckers long ago. I know I'm a fucking idiot, but kept telling myself I was only using it to keep in touch with distant relatives and old friends. Well, yesterday was my birthday and all anyone did was post shit on my Facebook. Not a single person actually called or even text me, not even my fucking mom. Fuck 'em all.. Fuck everyone, if they want to keep in touch from now on they can fucking pick up the phone and call me, not click the lazy reminder on Facebook that tells them to wish me a happy birthday. If they can't do that then I don't need them in my life, or need to look at their ugly ass kids or shitty vacation pics or stupid pics with "deep thoughts words."
Selfish? Maybe, but you know what? for the important people in my life, I always take the time to call them to tell them happy birthday or whatever.