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[–] SocialJusticePanda 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Your going to want to switch to softer toilet paper. Also whole milk when applied helps.

Also: part of your money goes to support people that are here illegally and want to kill you. We also give Israel billions annually.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

We don't give Israel billions, we use Israel to launder tax payer money through to fund defense contractors. And Israel gets a shit load of weapons & ammo out of the deal.

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Damn dude that's a plausible pill.

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[–] XF-Hyperion 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

"We don't give Israel billions, we just give them billions of $ worth of military equipment!"

Are you retarded, mate? Those F-35's we gave Israel aren't exactly budget friendly.

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[–] kiWreft 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Your going to want to switch to softer toilet paper

Most of the Eastern Block did not have toilet paper for half a century, roughly from 1945 till 1990, until the Wall fell. They used scraps of old newspapers. Sure, those are harder to come by in these days of online media, but still possible.

Then, you can always use the Asian method of washing your rear instead of wiping it. Works even better, and is definitely cheap. Just get an extra garden hose and attach it to the plumbing in the right place.

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[–] Zanbato 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago 

if hes making minumum wage, he doesn't pay any federal tax and probably gets some type of refunds.

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