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[–] monkeytennis 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Forest, I fucked 1000 guys and got HIV, but im willing to sleep with you so you can raise the son I am already pregnant with.

That story is dark af.

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Yea it always seemed so innocent as a kid but when you get older you see she's a piece of shit. I'm glad she died :)

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[–] 10710607? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Maybe I'm weird, but when I saw it as a teen, I thought she was a piece of shit.

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

She caught the aids from the black panther party

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[–] valk2 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

The Hillary Clinton Story.

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[–] theangstofmen 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That wasn't bill that got her pregnant.

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[–] valk2 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Which completes the joke.....

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

wait....webb hubble fucked Jenny? mind blown

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I love this idea, because Forrest Gump sucked and I want Hollywood to dump a truckload of cash on that dumpster fire.

Go full Ghostbusters on it: bring back Melissa McCarthy and Chris Hemsworth directed by Paul Fag. The story would be about a fat retard waddling through a cgi-puke representation of history, but instead of interacting with historical moments through clever coincidences, she just farts at inappropriate times.

How can we trick Hollywood into making this happen?

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[–] Eleutheria 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

just farts at inappropriate times

This concept is already funnier than anything that cow has done in her career.

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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I got it: A rich white man from Va meets mountain girl Nell. She's all like "hona lisen suga pay" and he bangs that shit(it was dry season) and falls in love.

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[–] 10709501? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He should be a propah law abidin' HWHITE man.

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[–] SearchVoat [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

'they should remake Forrest Gump with the genders switched. a smart guy gets a rich retarded girl pregnant.' was posted in v/whatever on October 6th 2016 by @PraiseIPU and received 160-2 = 158 upvoats and 36 comments.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My wife mentioned they were doing a remake of Hocus Pocus. The original staff were willing to come back but Disney wants other actress'. I guess White women are starting to feel the pinch of diversity.

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[–] Brawndosaurus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you referring to Bette Middler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimi as white women?

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[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

this is actually great, the remake witches will look far more realistic

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jenny wasn't too bright, maybe half an IQ point above Forrest

What of idiot gets upset when horny servicemen get mad at her for singing a song in a strip club?

This is after her shitty choice of partners not only gets her beaten by her hippie activist boyfriend but eventually gets her AIDS

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[–] Brawndosaurus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She was average for a woman.

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[–] RoundWheel 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

She listened to the pop culture movement and didn't have a man to keep her rooted. She went off the rails denying herself happiness and ultimately killed herself by whoring around.

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