Archived Jimmy Kimmel cries way too much. It's time to revoke his man show card. (whatever)
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Archived Jimmy Kimmel cries way too much. It's time to revoke his man show card. (whatever)
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[–] DrunkenPieRat 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
When I was in college the Man Show was just starting, it was funny. My friends and I would never miss it. Our girlfriends would be there while we were watching it. Girl in bikinis jumping on trampolines. They did a segment to end women's suffrage. We laughed, they rolled their eyes and laughed. He said they would stay on the air until Oprah was off the air.
I can remember from the time I was a kid, late night shows were an event. A big interview, a musical guest, the monologue. There was something to look forward to. It was fun and more importantly it was funny. Carson, Leno, Letterman, they were entertaining.
Now, it's just preaching and screeching and REEing and crying. I wouldn't waste my time to watch Claire McCaskill be interviewed unless it was the good old days when she would be mocked and humiliated by a liberal for being a Senator. Instead now the hosts have their noses so far up their asses you don't know where one ends and another begins.
In all my time on this planet, I can only remember two, truly emotional late nights. The first show after 9/11 and Carson's retirement. Now, every night it seems like they are sniveling and snotting all over themselves.
[–] HomerChimpson [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I never missed the show when it was on. I remember the women's suffrage bit. Another favorite was when they hypnotized the guy to think his penis was inside a box, then a midget dressed as a penis jumped out and ren around as the guy chased him. The guy was not happy that his penis had escaped.
[–] middle_path 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
I'm significantly younger, but same here. I watched the man show when i was like 10, it was great testosterone fuel. It was funny, comedy Central was actually funny then. The daily show was awesome, but focused more on comedy.
I think John Stewart saw what was coming when he left the show. He got a little preachy towards the end, but I still really liked that guy.
[–] KeksMex 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
John Stewart Leiberman was a lefty tool. Anytime someone called him on his bullshit he'd get that stupid smirk on his face, act like a child and say "I'm just a comedian." The height of hypocrisy is pushing an agenda and then hiding behind the label of comedian when you get called out on it. Fuck John Leiberman.
[–] stillinit 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Upvote revoked due to your last sentence.
[–] con77 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
muh fee fees!
[–] Queerness2 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Right, no place for feelings.
[–] Doorsopenm8 ago
The last true late night show was Craig furgeson.
[–] Imjgalt 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I thought he surrendered it when he started dating Sarah Silverman that repugnant Joo whore
[–] HomerChimpson [S] 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Adam Carolla must have been the man the title was referring to. If Kimmel were also a man it would have been The Men Show
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[–] magic3383 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Listening to Howard Stern from the 90s is like listening to an entirely different person. The drastic change is actually sad.
[–] Ywis 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It reminds me of Obama. His makeup wasn't running. He clearly was not crying in the makeup chair before the show. He wasn't crying when he launched into the gun control argument. Which literally included the Obama phrase common sense gun regulation. Nope he was crying just for that moment at the beginning to make it look good.
[–] Cheesebooger 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Its so funny because these beta faggots like Kimmel thought everything was going according to plan and instead a revolt against people like him. Stupid witch-faced jew
[–] 1812-was-not-a-tie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not a Jew
[–] Cheesebooger 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
The fuck he aint. Look at that jew face. He can call himself whatever he wants. I know better. He was married to sara silverman for 7 years
[–] FuckJamesWoods ago
¿Jimmy "Kimmel" is not a jew?
[–] JimboX 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hey everybody, remember when Jimmy Kimmel used to think shooting people in cold blood was funny?
[–] Antiracist10 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
Will Smith taught me there's no shame in crying.
@eagleshigh @bojangles @sarmegahhikkitha
Sar, is there shame in not addressing the premises of First Way?
Eagleskike, is there in not reading Nagel, goy?
@Crensch fuck you you stupid fucker fuck you.
[–] HomerChimpson [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A little unsure of what you are getting at in those bottom 4 lines.
[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
he likes talking to his alt accounts