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Mmm. I dont know if that was even half the correct response. Unless youre easy, it takes too long to achieve that level of personal fluids in order to coat people with your dominance. I think urine would have been sufficient. It is for most other creatures.
Maybe in the future you could just pee in a cup and pour some into their drinks. Either way, I think in spirit they would still have been dominated.
Or, when they say "this drink tastes funny", burst from your chair and say a big deep voice: "Thats because I pissed in it." Then walk out the door giving everyone the finger. Doest give them time to call any police.
As in you fired a load from your seat onto the bar, or did you jump up onto the bar, whip it out, and fire a load onto the
crowd of assembled admiring women?
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[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Mmm. I dont know if that was even half the correct response. Unless youre easy, it takes too long to achieve that level of personal fluids in order to coat people with your dominance. I think urine would have been sufficient. It is for most other creatures.
Maybe in the future you could just pee in a cup and pour some into their drinks. Either way, I think in spirit they would still have been dominated.
Or, when they say "this drink tastes funny", burst from your chair and say a big deep voice: "Thats because I pissed in it." Then walk out the door giving everyone the finger. Doest give them time to call any police.
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
As in you fired a load from your seat onto the bar, or did you jump up onto the bar, whip it out, and fire a load onto the crowd of assembled admiring women?
[–] Paranoidroid 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Spaceballs-1, asking the important questions
[–] aria_taint 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nice typing skills with cuffs on.
[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Keep on jerking it