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[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

I also like how she doesn't have any specific job for three of the companies she's worked for.

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[–] sakuramboo 1 points 44 points (+45|-1) ago 

Where I come from, a female "professional" is another word for "whore."

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[–] Uncle_Slob 1 points 32 points (+33|-1) ago 

A diversity stat. "Look at all our women professionals!" "what is their field of expertise?" "WOMAN HATER!!"

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[–] aria_taint 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

I'm assuming she sucks a mean cock.

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[–] lanre 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If men didn't want whores they wouldn't exist, right?

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[–] brandnewset 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Flin Flon?

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[–] Doorsopenm8 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Either this woman can suck a golf ball through a garden hose while doing some tricks, she's married into money or she has black mail material on powerful people.

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[–] MaunaLoona 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

She just has the golden vagina.

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[–] vastrightwing 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

She was a woman.

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[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Didn't know that, interesting.

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[–] BookyMonstur 1 points 36 points (+37|-1) ago 

That's like seeing a certificate for clown college in your doctors office.

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[–] Pawn 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

at least the grad from Zimbabwe medical school will be a doctor, a witch doctor, but still a doctor. Whereas the clown in the picture will still be a musical clown.

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[–] Dildo-Shwaggins 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Akkktcualllllly, I'd respect my doctor more for his clown college degree than a BA or MA in Music. I'd assume he does some Patch Adams shit in his spare time.

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[–] 10429026 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd assume he was in an alphabet agency.

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[–] BookyMonstur 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You're right. Clowns tend to not take themselves too seriously, and that's a positive.

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[–] DasNincompoop 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Kek

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[–] curiouserdude 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if she got initiated into some secret order in college or something like that and that's how she got all those jobs. It's like Carly Fiorina at HP. She was unqualified but somehow got to be CEO of HP and made a mess of it then she gets into all this high up political stuff with no experience and gets major campaign funding for all these races. It's just weird. Like some people are just "chosen" no matter how bad they are at the jobs they get.

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Chosen people? We need to come up with a solution that solves this problem once and for all.

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[–] frankenmine 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Underrated comment.

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[–] SpicySphincter 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

This joke flew over people's heads like a B-2 Bomber.

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[–] curiouserdude 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just cause someone isn't a jew doesn't mean they're not part of a gang.

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[–] curiouserdude 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This gets me theorizing. Let's say you were part of certain groups mentioned in Revelation that think the mark of the beast and a microchip in everybody would be swell. How would you create a crisis such that the reaction would be to get everyone demand to be microchipped? You might appoint a dummy to a certain key position so as to accidentally cause the existing ID system to be destroyed?

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[–] 0110001111 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And then Whitman came along and sold off the remaining components. If I remember, HP plans to sell of 80-90% of its workforce to India. They are also moving to low cost areas, as a justification for more outsourcing(Who the fuck wants to work in Michigan for example). The only stuff staying here is components that are not easily outsourced(Govt contracts, but even those are moving to PR). Wouldnt be surprised if HP declares bankruptcy in the coming decade.

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[–] mudcatca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Those ladies are part of the real patriarchy (which doesn't really on gender/sex, ethnicity, religion, etc)

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

From graduation to CSO in 10 years. Pretty unbelievable even with relevent degree. She must have some non obvious skills. Im not one to be a paper snob, but there is nothing there indicating qualification for the job.

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[–] Mr_Quagmire [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Precisely. She wouldn't even be qualified as an entry level security analyst at the companies I've worked at.

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[–] MrPim 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

She isnt qualified for an interview. HR tosses hundreds of resumes because they didnt include the correct buzzwords, yet somehow she not only interviewed, but climbed to CSO in record time.

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[–] abwydyn 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

BA, MFA Music Composition; Specialization Skin Flute

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[–] Alopix 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She must have some non obvious skills.

I think it's pretty obvious what kind of 'skills' she used to get into her present position.

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[–] 10428632 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Affirmative action diversity hire strikes again.

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

At that level she didn't actually have to do anything except make sure the people doing the work weren't also diversity hires. The actual exploit was probably enabled by her directive to hire Pajeets.

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[–] frankenmine 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

In the current climate, a vagina equals approximately seventeen academic degrees by a straight white man.

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[–] Schreiber 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

An illegals vagina equals to an approximately 50 academic degrees done by a straight white man.

A groids vagina equals to an approximately 100 academic degrees by a straight white man.

A tranny's mutilated dick equal to an approximately 100 phd done by a straight white man.

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[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

WTF is with women and taking studies that have zero to do with their interests? They then end up sad, fat, and feminist wondering why they can't do what they love. I hate the extra faggot lifeform of man.

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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The thing is, I also majored in something not related to my current profession. But, my major did train my brain into thinking about ways to solve complex problems, which does help my current profession. It's not uncommon to see people major in something that is not directly related to their careers. But, they usually have some relationship in the skills taught.

Being a music composition major has zero benefits to computer/network security.

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[–] bob3333 3 points 7 points (+10|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Women are impulsive and generally poor long-range planners. They do what seems rewarding now without regard to the future implications. That's why. Yes, maybe a music degree would make for an interesting college tour, and probably a lot of fun. The part that doesn't occur to them is, "but then what after you graduate?"

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It pushes the idea of eliminating income tax more than it pushes for Real ID.

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