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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Love the minor detail that it was a temp job as opposed to a permanent position.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

lol. The executions were by hanging so all I had to do was pull a lever and the trap door opened. Guess they didn't want to pay benefits for unskilled labor.

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[–] BeHereNow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Clearly you were H1B1 and you should've deported yourself.

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[–] bezzy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Was the fact that ot was a temp position explicitly spelled out in the dream? Or was it implicit? I often find in my dreams that I just "know" something, without evidence... but the thing, whatever it is, is always a certainty.

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[–] Silver_Sky 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You need to add that detail into the main post. Lol

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[–] HarveyHarveyJones 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

A man can dream.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I had to search the Hmong. Apparently they fought beside the US in the Vietnam war and have been systematically persecuted by the Laosian govt since then. Maybe my Asian Hitler dude was from Laos.

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[–] ShineShooter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Laos=Most bombed country in the world.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought that our brains needed to dream to offload extra activity. Sounds like a scary side effect.

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[–] 10238994 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

probably less voating before bed and more shouldnt watch gran torino in bed.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I haven't seen that movie. My son just filled me in that he was racist against Hmong people.

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[–] ChanceofRain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I hear ya. In a post-Voat dream recently I saw Pillory Clinton being face-fucked through a glory hole in a shit-filled trash can. NSFL

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If that was your actual dream I'm very sorry. No one should have to suffer that mental image.

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[–] ObviouslyAHuman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No screens before bed... I think it messes with melatonin levels.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why does my subconscious hate Hmong people? Other people were standing around saying how excited I should be since not everyone gets to execute a Hmong terrorist. Don't think I've ever met one in my life. And what's up with the Asian Hitler guy? I need someone to interpret the symbolism.

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[–] Its_over_9000 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Was there a possibility you'd get hired on full time after your temp contract expired or was that detail not pertinent?

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No promises were made but everyone was very happy with my skills at lever-pulling so I was hopeful.

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[–] Its_over_9000 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hm.. so you didn't know anything about Hmong except that they exist and you didn't know the identity of the singing guy except that he was asian. Are you a white guy?

I would love to take a crack at this one.

One time I went to bed after Voating I decided, in a dream, to hang out in an alley and beat up passing Neo-Marxists. A redhead also came through and I hit on her pretty aggressively.

I've been trying to re-experience that dream ever since.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I am a white female. Didn't consciously know anything about the Hmong history but probably heard of some living here in Hawaii, although I don't specifically remember. I know next to nothing about Laos and was young during the Vietnam war. I do recall the "Hero" song being sung on an episode of Hawaii Five O recently.

Good luck on finding your redhead.

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[–] Germ22 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Don't the Chinese embrace Hitler and the nazi fashion? Or was it the Japs?
Either way, i remember pictures posted here of that, that is probably where you got that from.
No idea who or what Hmong is.

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[–] BeHereNow 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

The shortest explanation? You are a niggerfaggot. Besides, robots don't dream so stop trying to convince us you aren't AI, robot shill.

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