[–] HillBoulder 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Russians do this to bears

[–] spliff_tolkien [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

In Soviet Russia, you maul bear!

[–] bambou1991 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In Canada we do this to...nobody. We're still cucks.

[–] spliff_tolkien [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The first step is admitting you have a problem. My hat's off to you my Northern friend.

[–] 00ellis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

To be fair I heard stories that in the 70's and even 80's Canadians were pretty bad ass

[–] con77 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago 

hes calming it not choking it faggot

[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I didn't notice it until you pointed it out, but you're right - the force is being applied to the jaw to restrain the head, instead of the trachea.

[–] adhdferret 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A country boy will survive.

[–] otoucam 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Deer = the modern everyday confused liberal college grad.

Man = enlightened dude being useful and solving problems.

404: No harmful chokehold found.

[–] valk2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is the last time that deer will ever disrespect Busch Light in front Brad.

[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That thing is so tiny. Moved to texas, and their deer are tiny as well...

[–] spliff_tolkien [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I assumed it was just a youngin' myself. Are adult deer really that small in Texas? In my neck of the woods mature ones get a fair amount bigger than that.

[–] glassuser 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not that small. It's a juvenile, but Texas whitetails are not monsters.

[–] DependasaurusRex 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Almost hit a couple of them (doe and fawn). Yeah, no more than 100 lbs for the doe

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lol

[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Seriously though. These things are barely larger than a big dog. Where I come from they are 300 lbs or more. Kinda cute, but pathetic

[–] AntiTomato 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But why?

[–] BentAxel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The deer wanted to save big on its next purchase.

[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I know it's time to quit drinking when I nearly die from laughing at stupid comments

[–] 00ellis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The deer wanted to save big "Bucks" on its next purchase.

Fixed it for you

[–] FeLpZ187 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

it looks like he has done this before lmao

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