[–] bob3333 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

You forgot that it shows you don't like giving money to sandniggers to finance jihad.

[–] fhritp15 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is the stupidest cliched thing ever. Priuses are awesome.

[–] aCuriousYahnz 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

Actually they are about the faggiest cars you could possibly own.

[–] bob3333 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They aren't awesome. They get the job of going from point a to point b done.

[–] aCuriousYahnz 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Okay...so drive something with a tune for e85, and give money to American corn farmers.

[–] Lonely_Potato 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

One day I'll have my evo 8 or 9 tuned to run on e85 ofc. Just the smell of e85 gives me an erection.

[–] thewhitewizzard 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Fuck the lot of you, I drove a prius . . .

Until I hit a deer less that 20mph (airbags didn't deploy) . . .

that totaled it . . . , After the 18th (when the rental goes back) I'm car-less.

(I have pics of the prius's damage)

[For whats it worth, I drove it because I liked the mileage and hatchback and I got a really good deal on a slightly used one]

Anyone have any car suggestions?

[–] Mick [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Yeah but can you give a woman an orgasm, that's the big question ;)

[–] thewhitewizzard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well, I have a kid, so that is some indication of successful copulation !

[–] bruinsdude 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Get a used State vehicle. I bought a 2008 crown Vic for $1000 at a State auction online - best purchase I've ever made.

Let me know if you have any questions.

[–] thewhitewizzard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's interesting, I'm willing to look into this. what information do you have?

[–] LewsTherinTelamon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you liked the Prius a volt might be good for you. I use one as a commuter car and pretty much never need to buy gas since my commute is well within battery range. I got a 2013 for 13500 almost a year ago with 50,000 miles on it. I still have yet to need an oil change since the gas motor rarely runs.

Not really a sexy car. Pretty ugly, but hugely practical.

The new ones look nice, but they don't hold value anywhere near as well as other cars so they aren't worth buying new.

[–] fr33europe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Second vote for the Volt. Especially the second Gen. Fun to drive, and not so bad on the eyes.

[–] TheyLie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Honda Accord touring. It's full size, has great power, and I average 44 mpg. Or get a used tesla. Or if you want cheap, get a yaris or another prius.

[–] niggerfaggotkike 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

The batteries in a Prius are more harmful to the environment than any car with only an internal combustion engine. Plus the car looks gay.

[–] tippyc 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

People never believe this argument, but the carbon emitted in the process of mining materials and manufacturing the batteries completely offsets the increased gas mileage. Recycling helps i guess...

[–] MannKepetry 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not if produced With renewable power

[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A Prius driver almost made me late to work. MOVE YOUR FUCKING DUMBASS OUT OF THE PASSING LANE YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF MEAT. I hope they die today. I pray to the non existent god that they get home and choke yo death on cold pizza.

[–] DILLIGAFASSHOLE 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Walter: Maybe one day I'll be reincarnated and come back as a sensitive guy.

Jeff Dunham: Sure.

Walter: Driving blue frickin' Prius.

Walter: That is the saddest little vehicle.

Jeff Dunham: It's a great car!

Walter: You ever heard it when you drive by?

Jeff Dunham: No.

Walter: It goes "IIIIII'MMMMMMM GAY".


Walter: Yeah, and when it idles, it goes "Homohomohomohomohomo."

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[–] ViceRoy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

id love an electric car but theyre all so gay rn, unless its a tesla but i dont have that sort of money.

[–] ZF_1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That aluminum body= instant orgasm.

[–] CrazyInAnInsaneWorld 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Says you. I deliver materials and product to our clients for a living. The less money I dump on gas getting our shit to their front doors, the more money I have at the end of the week to spend on myself and the missus. You can keep your gas-guzzler, I happen to like only having to fill up twice a month.

[–] Mick [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't mind me, I'm just trolling.

[–] FeLpZ187 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I bet the 08 cobalt I drove got better MPG than your faggot-mobile did. Oh, and I believe I got more pussy in it as well. Sucks to be you.

[–] CrazyInAnInsaneWorld 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Oh, and I believe I got more pussy in it as well.

No verifably objective way to test this claim, as you'll just claim whatever number makes you look the best. Plus, you forget, I'm in a LTR, so I don't have to go cruising for pussy when I want it...I get it on demand, Numbnuts!

I bet the 08 cobalt I drove got better MPG than your faggot-mobile did.

Well, let's test that claim, shall we? This was the best MPG I could find under any of the 2008 Chevy Cobalt models, so you can't say I'm trying to rig by cherry-picking the results. Gives a nice 36 MPG-Highway and 25 MPG-City for a Combined City/Highway average of 29 MPG. Now let's take a look at the stats for the 2013 Toyota Prius C, shall we? At 46 MPG on the Highway, my little Prius is already blowing your Shitty Chevy out of the water on MPG, but wait...THERE'S MORE! Normally, City Milage is much less than Highway, because of all the start and stops from traffic lights, but where the Toyota Prius C really shines is it's city mileage, clocking in at 53 MPG for an average MPG of 50 MPG!

The ONLY advantage you have over me, is due to the age of your car (Older also means more frequent part wearouts, and earlier engine breakdown), your car is just about 4.5K cheaper than my car and I can easily make those costs up within a few years on the gas savings alone, not to mention the eventual extra expenditures in repair costs you'll be making due to yours breaking down sooner.

So, 'sucks to be me'? I beg to differ...Sucks to be YOU! Now suck it, Dipshit.

[–] MannKepetry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thats because Chevy Volts are the New shit

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