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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 3 points 171 points (+174|-3) ago 

That's why I like to browse voat with a cool and refreshing Coca-Cola.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 3 points 55 points (+58|-3) ago 

Have you tried Coke Zero. Coke Zero has that classic Coca-Cola flavor that you know and love, but with Zero calories.

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[–] RapeKathy6riffin 2 points 31 points (+33|-2) ago 

No way. So I'll get skinny by drinking it?

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Except it has brain eating aspartame

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[–] mac70 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

Hey! I fucking love Coke Zero!

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[–] TCP_V1P3R 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I prefer Coca-Cola Life, but to each their own.

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[–] RapeKathy6riffin 2 points 14 points (+16|-2) ago 

1886 - Drink Coca-Cola and enjoy it. 1905 - Coca-Cola revives and sustains. 1906 - The great national temperance beverage. 1908 - Good til the last drop. 1910 - Whenever you see an Arrow think of Coca-Cola[3] 1917 - Three million a day. 1922 - Thirst knows no season. 1923 - Enjoy life. 1924 - Refresh yourself. 1925 - Six million a day. 1926 - It had to be good to get where it is. 1927 - Pure as Sunlight. 1927 - Around the corner from anywhere. 1928 - Coca-Cola … pure drink of natural flavors. 1929 - The pause that refreshes. 1932 - Ice-cold sunshine. 1937 - America's favorite moment. 1938 - The best friend thirst ever had. 1938 - Thirst asks nothing more. 1939 - Coca-Cola goes along. 1939 - Coca-Cola has the taste thirst goes for. 1939 - Whoever you are, Whatever you do, think of good ice cold Coca-Cola. 1941 - Coca-Cola is Coke! 1942 - The only thing like Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola itself. 1944 - How about a Coke? 1945 - Coke means Coca-Cola. 1945 - Passport to refreshment. 1947 - Coke knows no season. 1948 - Where there's Coke there's an ice cold. 1949 - Coca-Cola … along the highway to anywhere. 1952 - What you want is a Coke. 1954 - For people on the go. 1956 - Coca-Cola … makes good things taste better. 1957 - The sign of good taste. 1958 - The cold, crisp taste of Coke. 1959 - Coca-Cola refreshes you best. 1963 - Things go better with Coke. 1969 - It's the real thing. 1975 - Look up, America. 1976 - Coke adds life. 1979 - Have a Coke and a smile (see also Hey Kid, Catch!) 1980 - Coke is it! 1985 - America's real choice. 1986 - Red, white & you. (for Coca-Cola Classic) 1986 - Catch the wave. (for New Coke) 1987 - Can't beat the feeling!. 1990 - Can't Beat The Real Thing. 1993 - Always Coca-Cola. 1995 - Always and Only Coca-Cola (test marketed, secondary radio jingle). 1998 - Coca-Cola always the real thing! (UK) 1999 - Enjoy. (also used in the UK) 2001 - Life tastes good. (also used in the UK) 2003 - Real. (also used in the UK) 2005 - Make It Real. (also used in the UK) 2006 - The Coke Side of Life (also used in the UK) 2009 to 2015 - Open Happiness 2016 - Taste The Feeling

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[–] BeHereNow 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

2017 - Beetus, because you can subsidize your health care!

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[–] Salbuchi_2019 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Well, you made me realize something about marketing. I always wondered why Pepsi lagged so far behind Coca-Cola even though both are sugary pieces of poison.

Pepsi made lots of changes to its logo throughout its history. Although intended to give an image of innovation and freshness, this kills brand recognition across the consumer base.

Coca-Cola always kept the same logo and brand image. You can bump into a 1965 bottle of Coke and you'd instantly recognize it, whereas with Pepsi you might need to read before realizing it's a Pepsi bottle (readin' is hard n shit).

Where Coca-Cola applied its concept of freshness and innovation is in the catch-phrases. Catch the wave. Can't beat the real thing. Coca-Cola refreshes you best. All this shit in no way gets between brand-recognition and the product. It's secondary to it.

Am I wrong or what? Why billion-dollars companies don't realize what I just typed? Microsoft, I'm fucking looking at you.

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[–] 9999062? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Coke brings your grandparents back from the grave.

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[–] Muh-Shugana 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

1925 - six million a day

well that sure explains a thing or two

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 1 points 28 points (+29|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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[–] Norm 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Fuck all sugar drinks, even if it's fake sugar it's still shit.

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[–] Skyrock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] Kill-Commies 1 points 60 points (+61|-1) ago 

Advertisers are scared that we will call them out on their shit if they put their content here. Also they cant be associated with non-police-state websites that let you use every word in the english language freely.

Fucking niggers.

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[–] Cantilever [S] 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Good point! Kikes gonna oven and shit skins gonna chimp out

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[–] KingoftheMolePeople 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

You should try the new self rising kikes from Pilsbury.

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[–] RapeKathy6riffin 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

N I G G E R

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

When I see posts that are ads I post a list of swear words in a lot of languages. It actually comes up when you google some of their websites.

Here's the list if anyone else would like to join in.

anal anus arse ass ballsack balls bastard bitch biatch bloody blowjob blow job bollock bollok boner boob bugger bum butt buttplug clitoris cock coon crap cunt damn dick dildo dyke fag feck fellate fellatio felching fuck f u c k fudgepacker fudge packer flange Goddamn God damn hell homo jerk jizz knobend knob end labia lmao lmfao muff nigger nigga omg penis piss poop prick pube pussy queer scrotum sex shit s hit sh1t slut smegma spunk tit tosser turd twat vagina wank whore wtf 2girls1cup anal arbeit macht frei Arsch Arschloch Arse Arsehole arseholes ass asshole assholes auschwitz ausschwitz Baiser Bellend bitch blow job Blowjob Bollocks Bougnoul Bullshit buttfuck buttfucker cabron Chink Chinky coño Cock cock sucker Cocks Cocksucker comepollas comepoyas Connard Cul Cum Cunt cunts Dick Dickhead Dicks Drecksau drecksjude Enculé encular Endlösung Endsieg Führer facha Faggot falangista fascista Fellatio Ferme ta gueule fick dich Fils de pute fistfuck follada Fook Fooker Fooking Fotze Foutre foyada Fuck Fucker Fuckers Fucking goatse Grosse merde heil hitler hijo puta hijoputa Hitler Japseye jilipollas Jizz joder judenmutter judensöhne Kike leck mich mamada mamado mamarla Mong moraco motherfucker Motherfucking Nègre Nazi neger negrata negrero Nigga Nigger niggers Niquer Pédé pajear pajote Paki pakis panchito pedófila pederasta pedofila polla porno poya Prick Pricks prostituir proxeneta Pussy puta Putain Pute Queer racista raecarruth raghead ragheads rallig ramera rammeln rape rassenlehre rattig reichskristall reisfresser renob rentafuck rentafuck retrasada retrasado reubeu ril rimjob rimming rital roach robber rosbif rosette rula ruski ruskoff ruskov s&m s-c-v-m s.hit s1ut sackgesicht sado-masochistic sadomaso sadomasochistic sadomasoquismo sadomasoquista salop salopard salope samckdaddy samen sandm sandnigger sarasa sarracena sarraceno satan saubeutel sauhund sausagejockey sc*m scat schamhaar scheiss schlampe schleu schleuh schlitzauge schlong schutzstaffel schwanz schwuchtel scrote scum scum! shít sh!t sh!te sh!tes sh1't sh1t sh1te sh1thead sh1theads shadybackroomdealings shadydealings shag shaggers shaggin shagging shat shawtypimp sheep-l0ver sheep-l0vers sheep-lover sheep-lovers sheep-shaggers sheepl0ver sheepl0vers sheeplover sheepshaggers sheethead sheetheads sheister shhit shit shit4brains shitass shitbag shitbagger shitbrains shitbreath shitcunt shitdick shiteater shited shitface shitfaced shitforbrains shitfuck shitfucker shitfull shithapens shithappens shithead shithole shithouse shiting shitings shitoutofluck shits shitspitter shitstabber shitstabbers shitstain shitted shitter shitters shittiest shitting shittings shitty shiz shiznit shortfuck shortfuck shyte sinnfein sinnfein's skeet skullfuck slag slanderyou2.blogspot.com slanteye slanteye slut slutbag sluts slutt slutting slutty slutwear slutwhore slutwhore smackdaddy smackthemonkey smagma smartass smeg snortingcoke sonofabitch sonofbitch soplapollas Spacka Spast Spasten Spasti Spaz Spunk Spunkbubble subnormal sudaca Te faire enculer Tranny Twat verga vergasen violar Violer Wank Wanker chuj chój chwdp cipa cipo cipsko czarnuch Fiut Fiucie hoj hój huj HWDP jebac jebanie jebca kórwa korwa kurwa kurwia kurwiszon kutas kutafon mineciarz nekrofil odpierdol odbyt odjebalo pedal pedal pederasta pierdol pierdolona pierdolic pierdolic pizda przejebane przyjeb rozpierdalac rozpierdolony rozpierdolone ruchac ruhac ruchanie ruhanie Skurwiel skórwiel skorwiel sranie wyjebc wyjebac wyjebany wypierdol zajebac zajebane zajebany

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[–] sLnTsRvC 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good idea im going to african american it and start doing it too.

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[–] Hitler-der-Grosse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

list of swear words

Hitler
Grosse

Hmm...

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[–] armday2day 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Enjoy the cool, refreshing, taste of bud light

Faggot

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[–] Kill-Commies 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Fuck off and enjoy your corn syrup beer, you fucking limp dicked impotent xenoestrogen.

http://archive.is/iXcaw

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[–] Precipitate 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

Totally agree. I don't need corporate shills to tell me that everybody prefers the great taste of coke. Everybody already knows that coca cola is the cola you go for when you want a refreshing break from your day.

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[–] RapeKathy6riffin 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

My dad has stock in Coca-cola. He's going to die soon. I love coke and all of you love it to.

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[–] elitch2 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

*too

You fucking retard.

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I try my best to down voat that crap. I don't know much about product placement, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Voat is unspoiled.

Its like the heartbeat of America.

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[–] theangstofmen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like voat because it is Built Goat Tough.

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's like a good quality Pacemaker.

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[–] Cantilever [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Looks like they only burn 10 kikes a day. Can we get that to 150,000 a day? I'm going for a target. Asking for a friend...

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A bulldozer can dig a trench as fast as they can be shot. Two could dig and bury in sequence, and the cost to lease would be very reasonable.

And, yes, they did have bulldozers in WWII, I think you can guess why they didn't use this method. (no masses of bodies in one place to dispose of, because the holocaust is a kike fairy tale)

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[–] prairie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Look at all the hints:

Wisconsin Oven's custom batch ovens conquer the toughest applications.

Whether it is a “customized” standard oven

All heat types

Temperature rating up to 1,400° F (760° C) to meet your process needs

Specialty doors and loading systems

"customized" <wink, wink>

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[–] MecifulDeath 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's better to just dump them in the ocean.

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[–] Morbo 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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[–] conestoga_dragon 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Well a lot of the libtard comments here are basically product placement for feminine hygiene products without ever mentioning feminine hygiene

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[–] 10001983? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's because feminists don't have hygiene so there aren't many women to sell to.

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