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[–] 9964400 2 points 48 points (+50|-2) ago 

In 15 years she will be fat. Pumped full of std's and John will probably have a nice family and an engneering degree.

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[–] 9964586 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

This setback may well be the making of him. Sure, he'll have to work a little harder at it, but this is the shit that lights a fire under you.

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[–] Swallow_That 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Can confirm. I was fired in that crucible myself decades ago. It's a bitch but you come out a man. Least I and ^^^ did. Your results may vary.

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[–] Nonchalant 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Two best things that can happen to me in the girl world is 1. Get a new girlfriend. Makes you feel like the shit, incoming boost of testosterone and confidence, makes you magnetic without really adding to your deeper strength. 2. Have a girl brutally break up with me. In the deep looming depression and hopelessness is a realization that I am utterly alone in this world and if I want my life to be better I can count on no one but me. Realization ushers in new golden age in my self development. Usually pick up a new extremely difficult and badass hobby. Pour my soul into that and inner reflections and in 6 -12 months I get an even hotter girlfriend.

Like fucking clockwork fellas. Happens every time.

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[–] Quood 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In 15 years she will be fat.

The magic fades quickly. True.

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

You are mistaken. This is not some nasty THOT that will hit the wall and regret her past.

This a psychopathic she-demon, a man-eater. She'll do anything to stay beautiful and she will never regret her cruelty.

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[–] TheENDIsFuckingNeigh 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Point taken

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[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yep, men are so brainwashed onto being hopeless romantics and giving everything to one woman nowadays, the only cure is the big red-pill suppository right in the pooper.

He'll be better than ever soon.