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[–] DillHoleBagHands 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My favorite are the Indian virus scammers. I love to screw with them. "Hello, I am from Meecroseft and you have a virus." "Oh really?" "Yes! Do you use Windows Teen?" "Nope." "Windows 8?" "Nope." "Windows seeben?" "Nope." "Meac?" "Nope." "What you use den???" "Linux, you scamming, sack of cow shit. You are the reason why India cannot evolve past the diarrhea infested streets. Eat a dick."

At this point they lose their curry and start screaming.

Pisses them off everytime. Worth it.

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[–] SexMachine [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, I had one of them walk me through the entire process. I kept saying that I didn't see the option they wanted me to select. "Oh, I'm supposed to be in Windows? Hold on, I booted into Linux, give me a few minutes to restart my computer."

They get pissed the fuck off as soon as they hear "Linux".

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[–] DillHoleBagHands ago 

Makes the fuckery all so worth it.