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The way to get women back into the kitchen is to tell them it is now off limits to women - kitchens are now a male only domain. Install a locked door with a sign.
Tell them they no longer have the skills to use an oven and toaster tech is clearly too advanced for them - so no girls allowed. Breasts are a burn hazard that violate the safety rules.
Regular sandwich delivery should be restored in no time at all, after a few public protests and some ugly breasts on TV.
I am not allowed to touch those. Im known for breaking them and setting them on fire. So I get my wife the top of the line stoves, she cooks for me. I can use the microwave, that's it.
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[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The way to get women back into the kitchen is to tell them it is now off limits to women - kitchens are now a male only domain. Install a locked door with a sign.
Tell them they no longer have the skills to use an oven and toaster tech is clearly too advanced for them - so no girls allowed. Breasts are a burn hazard that violate the safety rules.
Regular sandwich delivery should be restored in no time at all, after a few public protests and some ugly breasts on TV.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In the ovens?
[–] BentAxel 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I am not allowed to touch those. Im known for breaking them and setting them on fire. So I get my wife the top of the line stoves, she cooks for me. I can use the microwave, that's it.