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[–] Hydrocephalus 2 points 61 points (+63|-2) ago 

In America you can fuck up a Koran anyway, but go ahead and do it anyway. In fact burn a stack of them, maybe use them as a campfire to cook bacon over. Hey, 'The Burning Koran Bacon Cook-Off' sounds like a good idea for an event.

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[–] zipcodemonster 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm going to do this.

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[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Make sure to only use pre-owned Qurans... it'd be a bit silly to voluntarily fund their production

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Quran smoked bacon, that's something I would never get tired of eating.

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[–] recon_johnny 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is going to be my bonfire starter kit.

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[–] ginx2666 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You'd have to buy that koran to burn it, and let Mohammad or Shlomo Shekelberg profit from its sale.

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[–] brandon816 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

For extra results, throw a Talmud into the fire as well.

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[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

the jew belongs in a well though, with a generous helping of concrete glaze

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[–] armday2day 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oy Vey!

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[–] kevdude 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

throw a Talmud into the fire as well.

You know, you don't have to stop there.

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[–] BeHereNow 4 points 0 points (+4|-4) ago 

Yes, but should they also throw a Muslim and a Christian into the fire for good measure, or are you not going to tow the line of your hypocrisy to its logical conclusion?

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[–] armday2day 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The Fire Rises!

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[–] BiochemistryStudent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Burning a copy of anything by Hitchens would offend most atheists?

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[–] kneo24 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nah, just the Atheist+ crowd.

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[–] meowmix56 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just light the fire, you don't have to use it to burn anything. The carbon emissions will piss most off enough.

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[–] brandon816 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Maybe the extremist ones that may as well be following their own religion would be pissed off, in their own way. I'll take it.

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[–] shitstartercarter 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Legally? This is America motherfucker I'll do as I please. I'll wipe my sweaty nutsack with that garbage book and look them right in the face. Freedom of speech and expression.

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[–] 9655043? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Art

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[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This doesn't happen in the US does it?

I mean if I can burn the US flag I ought to be able to burn a quran. I even have a copy of a quran. I have the book of mormom and basically the whole collection of psycho moron religion books. Even have a bible. I could burn all that shit no problem. Throw my copy of atlas shrugged on there. My g/f fucking vampire books.. Oh yeah let's burn some shit!

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[–] solvire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Please burn the vampire teen pop bs. That's true witchcraft. It also spawned the 50 shades era

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

451°F

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Won't know unless your theory gets tested.

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[–] ApprenticeShitposter [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It's not a hate crime if you're offending everybody. If antifa is burning an American flag, join in and burn both Mexican and American flags. They'd have a seizure trying to figure out what to screech about.

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[–] Pawn 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

So now you'd get curbstomped by both the Mexicans and the Patriotic Americans.

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is the US of A !! Don't you know better!

Ugh ... Unfortunately, I doubt people will see you are logic as being sound.

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[–] 9639021? 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

It is and should remain legal to burn it exclusively.

Hey, @ExpertShitposter, it seems you have an admirer. Did you already notice?

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[–] ExpertShitposter 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Yes i had my run in with him already. I was mean to him/her/it, but then apologized. Then he/she/it was mean to me in response to my apology so i un-apologised.

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[–] googlehangoutsnow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you fuck up the Koran people will be angry at you. If you fuck up a Bible then God might be angry at you. I would rather just have people angry at me.

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

well said!

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[–] con77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

its a book. no more important than any other book. fuck islam. kill muslims

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