[–] NeedleStack 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Long time no see. Hope you had a fun weekend.

[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I went to Lawn Guyland for Father's Day with my family. Hope you had a great weekend.

[–] HWY__395 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

:) I know that feeling.

[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

:)

[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Free Hugs"

[–] HWY__395 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

  • Premium Hugs $2.00

  • Great Hugs $5.00

  • Xtra Special Hugs $100.00

  • free hugs have surcharge of $3.00

[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

are the extra special hugs a mouth hug by any chance?

[–] DabbaDan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No DLC? No pay-to-win?

What're you, trying to take money out my wallet or something?!?!

A+++=+ fast shipping, best seller, will buy from again

[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] Sire 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's like my dad's mantra.

[–] Its_Just_A_Ride 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Commenting to cock-block potential irony

[–] Wuttier 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Don't block the cock.

[–] giantthrobbingcock 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Sorry I'm late to the party.

[–] [deleted] 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

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[–] DabbaDan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

..............fuck man, I ain't got nothing to talk about.

Started like three little non-sequitur conversation starters about bunched up underwear, tropical diseases and attempted car jackings, and you know, just went and deleted them all. Shoot, I'll probably delete this all, too, unless I hit tab and space right now

[–] Waiyu_Dudat 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Would you like to take a moment to talk about Odin?

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you will take a moment to Hail Aegir!

[–] Waiyu_Dudat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You think Aegir can party until Odin comes along and blows him away!

To non pagans: Aegir is known for throwing parties for the other gods, Odin is the father and known as "breath". Father comes and stops the party with his breath, or makes it way cooler cause Odin is the all father. My attempt at double entendre.

[–] wesofx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Except for that.

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