Archived I just woke up. Still drunk. Tell me your worst drunk stories so I feel a little better. (whatever)
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Archived I just woke up. Still drunk. Tell me your worst drunk stories so I feel a little better. (whatever)
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[–] DammitMoonMoon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
went to a friend's house for game night or something. Had some kind of fruity frozen cocktail, didn't really feel anything. She had a bottle of tequila with about 2 shots left in it. I did one, friend did another. Still no big deal and I didn't like any of the other liquor she had in the house. She tells me, oh go look in the freezer on the back porch, there's some stuff in there.
I go look and what do I find? Everclear. Hadn't drank that gasoline since high school but I bring it in. By now I'm buzzed a bit from earlier drinks. When I get buzzed I think I'm superhuman and can drink everything. I'm going to do a straight up shot of everclear. Everyone in the room tells me I'm crazy but I laugh them off. Do my straight shot of everclear. 5 minutes later I'm sitting there holding my head up with my elbow on the table, head cradled in hand. 5 minutes later I'm not feeling too good. Wander off without saying a word to anyone. Go to the bathroom to puke, while puking shit my pants at the same time. Too drunk to go tell anyone what has happened, crawl into the first bed I can find. Have to get up 2 more times to puke, shit at the same time. Still too drunk and now too embarrassed to tell anyone. Crawl back in the bed I found.
3:00 a.m. rolls around and friend comes looking for me. By now I'm starting to sober up just a bit. Tell her what happened. She gets me clean clothes and I wash off while still drunk. Lay a blanket on top of the bed I had laid in with my shitty pants on, go back to sleep. Wake up about 2 in the afternoon the next day but have to get my hungover arse in the shower and start washing her bed sheets.
Will never drink everclear again.