So this was interesting. At the bar after quite a few drinks and playing some darts. Go to close out and Willie Nelson comes on. Drunk af chick next to me jumps up and yells "it's Willie Nelson we have to slow dance".
So, we slow danced. For about half the song until I could process what was happening and get out "sorry my buddy really wants to go home I gotta leave" and busted my ass out of there.
Curently at said buddy's house downing coors and trying to figure out if I can ever go back to that bar.
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[–] turn-down-for-what [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
sober, yes imo. After a couple beers, no. Buddy said she was all kinds of fine. I was just concentrating on getting the fuck out of there lmao. My gf is 97lb though so my perspective of "fat" may be a little skewed.
[–] ThePeacewalker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Holy shit I like skinny girls but 97 lbs? Is she a midget?
[–] turn-down-for-what [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
4' 11" and 23y/o. I think she's like an inch or two above legal midget status.