So this was interesting. At the bar after quite a few drinks and playing some darts. Go to close out and Willie Nelson comes on. Drunk af chick next to me jumps up and yells "it's Willie Nelson we have to slow dance".
So, we slow danced. For about half the song until I could process what was happening and get out "sorry my buddy really wants to go home I gotta leave" and busted my ass out of there.
Curently at said buddy's house downing coors and trying to figure out if I can ever go back to that bar.
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[–] greycloud 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
you failed to validate pushy woman, you are fine, and in the eyes of the women who were there you gained status.
[–] turn-down-for-what [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Truth in that I suppose. My buddy says the bartender was laughing his ass off about it so I guess I'm alright.
Funny story about that bar. A few months back these two bitches were being utter cunts about a pool table. We were outnumbered quite a bit by their friends so my buddy backed off (were bitches, I get it.) in my drunken state I closed out my tab, then tipped the bartender everything in my wallet (later figured it to be in the 60-70 range) and told him that group was being cunts and if I ever saw them again I wouldn't come back. Since then he has treated us like kings and our J&Cs are much more jack than Coke so I guess I have that going for me.
[–] readymade 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hey more booze is more booze.