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[–] TellsYouToEatADick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I tried it and it totally works! My wife and I were on our way to the store and she wouldn't stop whining about whatever it was she was whining about so I said the magic words "9/11 was an inside job" and BAM she instantly transformed into Agent Smith! The guy was about to wail on me but I told him Keanu was just an actor, same as him, his mind was blown! After a few minutes he settled down and we decided to go get a few beers and watch the Lord of the Rings so he could see his alter ego. Dude was pretty chill. He ended up having to leave on another "9/11 call" but said if I ever wanted to hang again I should just call out and he'd be there like a nationwide insurance rep. Today was a good day.

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[–] RuckFeddit45 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I tried to watch one of his newer movies, "knock, knock". Holy fuck, that was horrible. Horrible as in bad as fuck. At the beginning I thought, "Kaenu Reeves is a good actor, no?", but holy fuck it was bad. Ended up stopping it halfways, even that is a miracle.