I was out at a club and I met Megan Fox, she was all "lets go somewhere more quiet." and I was all, ok. So then we are at her place and shes all "Im going to slip into something more sexier." and I was all, ok. and she came back all sexy and shit, and I farted when she was giving me head for the first time in my life, and then I banged her sweet ass and she was all getting off and shit and I was like, damn, and even though I was a virgin with no frame of reference I knew I had some crazy stamina, you know? Cause there I was, doing Megan Fox in the buut holes to lose my virgin, but I was lasting hella long, you know? so yeah, I took off after she farted in her sleep and then i was just sleeping in, but woke up to that good smell of bacon, and mom was making breakfast, and it was bomb. and the parents were all, "how was your night?" and dad was all, "why are you grinning like an asshole?" and I was all, I met Megan Fox last night! and dad goes "big fukken diel, Ive been married 30 years and I cant retire till Im 67!" and Im all, well I have dreams dad! Im going to be somebody, youlll see! I did Megan Fox last night, in the butt, and thats just the beginning! Ill show you dad, Im going to be a superstar! and dad goes, "I beleive in you son, and I love you and I know I dont say it enough!" and now youre caught up to date.