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[–] MichelleObamasPenis 1 points 87 points (+88|-1) ago 

That's genius.

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[–] IAmYourDad 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Except they don't own cars.

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[–] novictim 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bikes then! Slap 'em on their back packs

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[–] GreaseLightning 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago  (edited ago)

stick USA flag stuckers on their backs and watch as they bikelock each other

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[–] Grumpy_Old_Man 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We'll have to make the word "bikelock" a new verb.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bikelocked

Or bikeglocked for our afro american voaters.

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[–] doodlegum 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Name: Eric Clanton. I hope every student brings a bikelock monday! What a piece of shit he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-N5e8tPtQ

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[–] eorily 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Like he still has a job.

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[–] kestrel9 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Notice how he hides behind the tall guy next to the short woman. I'd check them out too, no doubt that some of the Antifa members have strategies to 'set up the violence' so to speak. Not unlike the Women's Fraud March incident where two females gave cover to a third, who was ready in a split second, to light a Trump supporters hair on fire.

Two people huddle close, engage in conversation with a Trump supporter(s), as a cowardly professor, or other radical, hides close behind them, waiting to inflict bodily harm to try and further incite an outbreak of mob violence. The reasoning may have been: 'Cops are on our side, and no one will ever dream that it's a professor. Everyone will believe it's a student, therefore no one will ever get caught for the premediated assault, battery, attempted murder...'

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[–] oiseaulibre 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Your username doesn't fit your advice.

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[–] ShittyAdvice [S] 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago 

I throw some good in with the bad so people won't realize when I'm giving REALLY shitty advice...

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[–] SkankCups 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

implying they own cars

top kek

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

well, their parents cars. then they get grounded.

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[–] 8872623? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But their parents are either semi-decent people whose work at raising their children was corrupted as soon as their children went to some far-left indoctrination program (university arts degree) -- in which case they are in no way deserving of having their vehicles destroyed -- or they are failed parents who are responsible for their failures of children and thus they are unlikely to ground anyone for vandalizing anyone's vehicles.

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[–] MelatoninDreams 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

To be honest, though, I wish I didn't have to have a car to get to work, to the store, to friends' places, etc. But thanks to the People Who Annoy You, I have to live in the suburbs and because of the People Who Annoy You, our mass transit is limited to six commuter buses that run three routes for 12 hours.

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[–] greenfascist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

their bicycles then....

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[–] Secus 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

TOP

KEK

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[–] jerkwad152 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

You're a fucking genius.

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Put the stickers on the buses, they will trash their way out.

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[–] Goater 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, but if the cops are there then they will get charged for property damage to any cars that did drive at least.

Identifying the anti-fa cars accurately might be an issue, unless they make the job easier and put their own stickers up.

If not, just quickly look for any propaganda materials through the windows of larger, slightly expensive cars. 5 seats plus.

Don't want any innocents caught in this one.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, but if the cops are there then they will get charged for property damage to any cars that did drive at least.

Depends on whether the chief of police is an antifa dyke or not.

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[–] auto_turret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Upgoat for the handle and comment. Welcome aboard, faggot.

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[–] Fambida 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Simple and effective, I approve. I wonder if we could even get a discount on Trump/Pence stickers now that the campaign is over.

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