Archived What to do When United Airlines is Dragging You Off a Plane (youtube.com)
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Archived What to do When United Airlines is Dragging You Off a Plane (youtube.com)
submitted ago by Runaway-White-Slave
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[–] kneo24 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'm fairly certain this wouldn't work to well in the narrow aisle way of a plane. Some of that pivoting requires a little more space than the width of your body.
[–] tanukihat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yes, but he does say that these drag-defense techniques could be applied in the aisle of a Dollar General, so I think there's multiple applications if you use your imagination.
[–] kneo24 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm not arguing that point. The issue is they keep using the airplane as the place to do this.
[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Damn - makes the old guy want to go back to the dojo - good stuff!
[–] tanukihat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Get up, get out.
[–] jerry 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I am at work so i cant watch the video, but i hope that if they are talking about the doctor on the plane beatdown, then they needed to have said that you can not disobey a lawful order by a police officer. Its a federal offense to disobey lawful orders on a plane. I think thats why the cops acted how they did. However, they went beyond the fucking pale of reasonable use of force. That said, dont disobey lawful orders!!! Call the lawyer when you are in the terminal. Its not right especially if you have patients to get to, but its a preferable alternative to brain injury
[–] Bluetoothache 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, that totally what I would do if they ever try to drag me off a plane but they would even try cuz my mad Jedi skills would make them think the guy next to me was actually the guy they were looking for. But I was totally use this technique if I wasn't a Jedi.
[–] BentAxel 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Mother of all that is awesome. I need to learn this stuff. That is Cool!
[–] soae 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fantastic. Last technique was hilarious!
[–] Boyakasha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's gold. lol