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[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Every day is mosh pit day.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fyi - every day is two words unless you're using it as an adjective. As in - "this product cleans up everyday messes."

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[–] digitalentity1497 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Thanks Grammar-nazi :P English is not my primary language.

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[–] Puttitout_Is_Fat 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Add hard and jagged edged objects into your normal clothing. Ladies' shoulder pads are makin' a comeback!!

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

You don't have to be active about it. Just stop and let them bump into you. It's now their fault for not looking. ;-)

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[–] JunOS 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Thats some passive agressive brilliance right there.

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[–] StillNewbie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I am doing it for years, as there are people that won't compromise the path even when seeing you - like they own the place. Just stop and looking on the ground 3 meters in front of you until they go around you.

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[–] FreeBreivik 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Yeah I don't step aside for brown people. I give them a death stare and prepare to body check them.

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lol, it really depends on my mood and location. If they turn a shoulder to slide past so will I. If not, I'm like woooh what???

So I totally get it :-)

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bend over to tie shoe; let them fall over you?

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yep! That works too!

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[–] user2033 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

I wouldn't be proud if I did something passive aggressive like this. This seems like a cowardly alternative to a simple "excuse me" or "watch where you're going". If I'm fucking up, i want people to be straight with me, so I should be straight with them as well. I don't want to be interpretting clues. No self-respecting adult man should be giving off hints like a brooding wife.

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[–] user2033 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I definitely prefer the unapologetic assholes to the ones pretending to be righteous.

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[–] FreeSpeechAboveAll 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

The larger assholes are the people who take up 90% of the sidewalk and expect you to move out of their way.

I just walk straight now, if they run into me tough shit; we're both assholes now.

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[–] NeoGoat 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Yes. Well said. One seldom prospers by being an asshole. What happens if you fuck with an undercover cop or a gangster? Things could end very quickly for you. If also puts you in a mode of being angry and confrontational which may fuck up other aspects of your life.

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[–] Awakening 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Hell, someone punching me for that would be icing on the cake, now you get to file assault charges on them and they get their messages delivered through plexi-glass.

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[–] EarlPoncho 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

i was thinking about printing out bumper stickers that say something like i text and drive cause im a cunt and putting it on people's windows when they are driving and im riding

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[–] TheOddball 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

This does seem like a legitimate tactic to get people to stop from zombie walking around malls. However, this seems like a slippery slope to just straight up pickpocketing...

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[–] Voopin__Voopin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Do something you enjoy, and you'll never work a day in your life!"

Sounds like a profession just took shape from a hobby ;) @Salicaz

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[–] thrus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The real trick is to double the pickpocket take their wallet and put it in a pocket on the other side, they will be as confused as hell how it got there. Well at least guys will.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like you. Be careful though. I was bumped, (not on a phone, we crossed paths coming out from behind a pillar) knocked off my feet and thrown into the road. I was lucky there was a break in traffic just then.

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[–] prickballs 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

ITT: Internet tough guys

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