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[–] armday2day 1 points 115 points (+116|-1) ago 

Whoever wrote this article has fucked a guy but claims to be straight

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[–] DabbaDan 1 points 51 points (+52|-1) ago 

What a fag.

[–] [deleted] 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

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[–] hungir_strike 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Totes read that in Bill Burr's voice.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah but he preemptively questioned the manliness of readers in the headline so that means anyone who calls him a fag just isn't man enough to be a fag themselves.

You're not a true scotsman if you don't like dick in your ass

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[–] 8600147? 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

It's more about experimentation for most people.

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[–] DiscontentedMajority 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

Ya, I was OK with the first sentiment. You can have sex with guys and not be gay, you could be bi.

But then they lost me with the second bit. If you're a dude who has sex with other dudes, and you openly tell people about that, how the fuck are you supposed to be straight?

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[–] Alopix 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They're pleading with people who "experimented" to talk about and normalize it, thus further eroding what it means to be masculine. It's propaganda.

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[–] 8600151? 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago 

You could be straight and do it just out of curiosity.

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[–] unclejimbo 6 points -2 points (+4|-6) ago 

To play Devil's advocate, "being straight" with someone would mean telling them the truth about something. So, being straight about gay sex would mean admitting to it.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Being that the author's name is "The Guyliner" I'm sure we can all be sure that he's a she.

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[–] Obergruppenmemester 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Nah, guyliner's a thing with those shitty goth queers

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[–] iConoClast4 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

whoever wrote that article is gay.

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[–] AverageAmerica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gayer then a pile of men having sweet sweaty sex with each other.

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[–] EarlPoncho 3 points 63 points (+66|-3) ago 

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[–] shadow332 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Perfect response to all the people saying "well, you can be curious....

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

Unless you're a girl, having consensual sex with a man is a GAY act.

TL;DR - nigga you gay

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[–] Adminstrater 4 points 16 points (+20|-4) ago 

If you're in prison, and you have to mount and have non-consensual sex with a man to prove you are more alpha than him, I see nothing gay about that. However, in a rare catch twenty-two, if the receiver likes it, you become gay like (*snap*) that.

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[–] Artofchoke 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

I accept this caveat, but if his sperm should touch any part of your face, under any circumstances, you will immediately develop a taste for home design.

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[–] Crow_T_robocop 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

If you can achieve and maintainan erection while fucking a guy, I think you might be a tad gay, alpha or not.

What is wrong with just beating a guy up, taking no shit, or just being a fucking psycho in order to assert dominance? Why the butt sex?

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[–] White_Phillip 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Thats really gay my dude

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[–] AverageAmerica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I will never understand my own species.

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[–] user2033 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I suppose a straight guy could physically force himself to do it, but why? Prostitution for heroin money? Extreme virtue signalling? There would have to be some reason. "I want to" is a gay reason.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

LMAO, extreme virtue signalling ⚰⚰⚰⚰

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[–] AverageAmerica 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lots of gay for pay porn flicks out there. I uhhh... Researched this for you guys. ;-)

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] vivalafreakshow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well you could be bisexual but you wouldn't be straight.

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[–] Artofchoke 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I hear this thing. I try to respect it. Male sexually doesn't feel fluid to me. AT ALL. I'm extremely bi, having had ltrs with both genders (there's only two), and somehow that seems okay, while if a guy does it, I feel like he's hiding from something. It's hypocrisy, but tough to shake.

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[–] NeedleStack 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

"Having sex with a child doesn't make you a pedophile." For fuck's sake! The fuck?!? >:-(

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

We are living in bizarro world. 😐

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Que greycloud logic in 3, 2, 1...

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[–] lemon11 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

*Cue

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[–] 8595999? 1 points 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

People are making it normal to lie to yourself.

The 350lbs lardass is healthy movement. The you can cut your dick off and take pills to become a real woman movement.. And now you can fuck a man as a man and not be gay movement.. Did the definitions of these words change when I wasn't looking?

Why normalize delusion?

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 2 points 18 points (+20|-2) ago 

Yes you are exactly right

Committing faggot acts make you a faggot

Bruce Jenner is not a woman.

WTC7 did not freefall into its own footprint due to office fires.

If they can get you to agree to obvious lies, absurd lies they're waving right in your face... they own you

“In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is… in some small way to become evil oneself. One’s standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.”

  • Theodore Dalrymple

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[–] Turnip_Time 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

There is definitely something to your quote. The average Soviet citizen knew that the media was all bullshit. Consequently there was a metric fuckton of hyper cynical, dark political jokes and slogans. A lot of these jokes survived from the days of the purges where repeating them could get your ass sent off to Siberia.

Here's a good one. Unfortunately it flows a lot better in Russian:

A farm worker greets Josef Stalin at his potato farm.

“Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God,” the farmer excitedly tells his leader.

“But God does not exist,” replies Stalin.

“Exactly,” says the farmer. “Neither do the potatoes.”

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

(((They))) are just seeing how much they can brainwash us into doing unbelievably dangerous things. Hold a grudge much Jews? Keep that shit up and see what happens this time around. Muh six million will be looked back upon as the "good times".

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Words have no meaning, they are only a concept social construct of the infidels bourgeoisie capitalists patriarchy

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[–] armday2day 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Facing reality is too hard

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[–] jerry 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

GQ magazine... GQ.... GQ... why are you reading Gay Queer magazine, OP? Are you straight enough to tell us you are a man? Or man enough to tell us you're straight? Er, what the fuck you know what i mean probably

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[–] 1moar 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

It was just a prank bro!

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Brojob brojob brojob!!!!

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[–] AverageAmerica 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Choo choo here comes the bro train

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[–] muricasnexttopautist 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

What the hell is going on? Has the majority gone retarded? I feel like everything is slipping into a bizarro world where up is down left is right and gay is now straight? Is the what its like during the last days of Rome?

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[–] CallASpadeASpade 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

More like the last days of the Weimar Republic.

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

I wonder (((who))) could be behind all this? Obviously a group of people who have a bone to pick with white able bodied males, but (((whoo)))?

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[–] Dysprosium 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Those damn dirty (((Buddhists)))!

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[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Exactly like Rome. Roman soldiers relentlessly fucked each others' assholes raw to bond before battle.

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