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[–] truthhurts09 3 points 53 points (+56|-3) ago 

Some of you are missing the point. It's not that these whores would fuck him. It's that no matter what fucked up thing he says they are never turned off. Hell he probably could have started out with, "Wanna have a three way with my dog?" and they still would have pursued him. This is the same thing President Trump was talking about when he said they'll let you grab them by the pussy. Women don't give a shit what you say or do if you have looks, wealth or power.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Yeah, it was clear that when he made a dud move, they immediately gave him the opportunity to correct to a safe "Coffee?" line without any black marks on his permanent record. While regular, not even ugly fedora dudes, are put through a gauntlet of "Let's see how long you can go before blowing the deal" where the credit for ten good moves will be obliterated by one bad move.

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[–] TheTrigger 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

That's not exactly unfair, though. I've seen some hideous motherfuckers pull trim by simply having a mouth of gold; which, according to them, is nothing more than a learned skill. You just gotta have the balls to say what needs to be said. We all have our weaknesses, it's how we overcome them that counts. Being pretty might guarantee you getting laid whenever you want, but it doesn't guarantee you a good life, over all.

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[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Agreed. This is also why they must have all the power society has foolishly conferred on them taken away before it's to late.

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[–] Burningdandelion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ah what a hard pill to swallow, I remember learning this. It did make things a whole lot more fucking simple with my life though. It's quite literally like finding the right treats to get a dog to like you.

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[–] Artofchoke 6 points -3 points (+3|-6) ago 

Okay? What point are you trying to make? You're mad that losers get no love? It's sad, but it's a fact, and it's not just girls who act that way - that's a human thing. Losers are rejected.

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[–] Tsuishika 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

The point is that girls overuse the word 'creepy' and they still expect the guys to chase after them. The reality is hot and attractive guys are not the majority. I bet most guys are sensible enough to never use those awful sounding pickup lines. If guys are willing to still court like the old times, the least the girls could do is pick up the slack instead of whining about creepy guys before everything goes downhill.

On topic I'm glad I was never fooled into thinking online dating works. I always thought it would be worse than real life, countless examples provide just how worthless it is.

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[–] chicken_nugget 2 points 17 points (+19|-2) ago 

I'm going to have to agree with this guy on this one, anybody who uses tinder is already prepared and hoping for that kind of shit. Although, that doesn't change the fact that a girl would be all over a man like that in real life as well, but it's the same for men. Everytime there's an extremely attractive women we all turn into imbeciles. As I get older though, I find it less likely that I'll just sleep with anything that walk.... while sober.

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[–] AnarchyChad 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago  (edited ago)

The extremely attractive girls probably won't sleep with you and they usually have insane character flaws for being able to get away with murder their entire life. If you are a marriage type of person, then those girls are -1s. Garunteed misery, little sex, adultry, and divorce rape.

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[–] New_years_day 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Exactly, people want to act like this shit is some grand mystery. Attractive people are attractive, weird.

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[–] Aniabub 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I came here to correct the title. 'Women on tinder dont think hot guys are creepy' because what this guy was saying is creepy af... but i dont use tinder so....

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Kind of the point though. Women who are just looking for sex are willing to ignore a lot of stuff they would otherwise find offensive if the guy is good looking. An average looking guy could not get away with that shit.

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[–] New_years_day 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Came to say this.

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[–] GoogleStoleMyBike 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've got cum all over me.

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[–] Zen-Zinxe 4 points 13 points (+17|-4) ago 

That went as expected, time and time again I see how women prove to be the shallowest gender.

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[–] Artofchoke 5 points -3 points (+2|-5) ago 

LOL.

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[–] Philosopher_King 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Lets be honest here, attractive people win the world. You think I workout for fun? You know how simple and easy it is not to go to the gym and just eat my way through a pizza to her heart.

Tinder is the perfect example of why attractive people are better. Hit the gym or deal with it.

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[–] New_years_day 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Exactly. Fat and miserable people just don't understand what being "fit" conveys on a wide spectrum of levels.

I respect people with the discipline to get "fit". It's fucking hard work, and that discipline should spill over into other areas of their lives.

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[–] Philosopher_King 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I agree for the most part. Obviously there are outliers, especially for women. It takes effort to be fit... a lot. I go a week or two without hitting the gym, the next workout is brutal, I do down in weight, and my muscles are ridiculously sore.

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Going to the gym doesn't fix ugly tho.

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[–] Philosopher_King 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Very true, but an ugly person who is ripped will be better than a non ugly person who is fat.

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[–] New_years_day 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Why be fat and ugly, though. lol

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[–] TheTrigger 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Ugly face + ripped body will still get you laid. Maybe not loved, or even wanted to be seen with. But definitely laid. Look at Vin Diesel. That guy's got a face that only a mother could love, yet I'm confident that there's any number of women out there that would leave their whole lives behind, with reckless abandon, just to spend one night with him.

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[–] TheKnowledgeHammer 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Will you sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart?" ...and the girls just eat that shit up.

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[–] lorlipone [S] 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Imagine the reaction that line would get if the dude looked like a mere mortal. They'd probably create whole fucking blog posts, decrying "Toxic Masculinity" or some shit. . .

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Careers would be built on an incident like that. Speaking tours, book deals and TV appearances.

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[–] Hey_Sunshine 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Nah man you just get blocked. Doesnt matter how clever you are.

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[–] Tipman79 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

...and the girls just eat that shit up.

Hardly though. The point of the excersise was to show that it didn't matter what he said. The guy literally could have opened with "Let me stuff your quiff with soggy cardboard" and still gotten numbers.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That actually sounds like a perfectly good opener. Honestly, sounds like something I would have said to a girl, back in my day. Always used to say stupid shit like that. Girls enjoy it; they just think you're joking all the time, even when you're being completely serious. I read that line and thought to myself, "huh, not bad."

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[–] toobaditworks 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

1 times out of ten it works. Just make sure you talk to the 9 ugly one's first.

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[–] Artofchoke 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Same here - during my lesbo phase I was a total ass. It worked wonderfully.

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[–] Aniabub 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I cant imagine any respectable woman being happy this was said to her

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[–] Artofchoke 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Depends on what you're there for. Ain't never done tinder, but I think it's for fucking, right?

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[–] huntercel 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yea, I call it the "Chad Thundercock" phenomenon

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No shit. "Grab them by the pussy" is offensive conversely to the attractiveness of the person saying it.

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[–] RUSTYMILL 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Tinder is proof we are living in Weimar America

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