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[–] Cynabuns 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Burn the house down. It's the only way to be sure.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This.
I'm absolutely terrified of spiders, but I never kill them, they eat everything else.

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[–] Throwingtothewolves 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

So, is signaling ones cowardice, a known virtue on Eddit, now a MOTHERFUCKING THING around here?

You have to go back.

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Shut off most of the lights. It will come out. Smash it.

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[–] Anoxim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How does it feel to be such a bitch that you freely give away property to such a tiny creature? Do you need an adult to explain to you that spiders are extremely beneficial and are more scared of you than you are of it?

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just befriend it. I once had a spider living in my keyboard. Took a while to get used to it crawling over my fingers while running dungeons, but we got along just fine.

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[–] 8125029? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Spiders are good it's other people who are bad, unless you live in Australia, then it's the other way around.

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[–] AssaultMonkey 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Brown reclus and black widows are all over the place. They will fuck you up.

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[–] H_Entropy ago 

Can verify, been bit by both

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[–] 8136868? ago 

You need this!

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[–] SpectralForces [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I could just finally buy that shotgun and load salt shells instead....

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