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[–] puggy 2 points 68 points (+70|-2) ago 

  • Do NOT stand in front of Home Depot all day
  • Do NOT drive around with no muffler and mariachi music blasting out the windows
  • Do NOT get pregnant and ask for free prenatal care
  • Do NOT spread tuberculosis on public transit

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[–] cyks 1 points 46 points (+47|-1) ago 

  • DO NOT sell any cartel drugs
  • DO NOT harbor any more lost incoming illegals
  • DO NOT visit your homie in prison

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

  • DO NOT molest your daughters
  • DO NOT openly promote the shitty culture you escaped from
  • DO NOT eat sugary, processed foods so you're morbidly obese by the time most of us are graduating high school
  • DO NOT speka foreign language and say racist bullshit when we don't comprende

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[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Hey amigo, you owe us a fourth one!

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[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ouch..you do or have lived near illegals. My condolences.

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Every time I see those old ass 1991 Honda Civics with huge mufflers being loud as fuck but slow as a snail I always laugh. And it's almost always a wetback. Or a nigger.

And the spoilers too.

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[–] Firevine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's beaners or whites here. Blacks have the beat to fuck old cop cars with penny farthing wheels on them.

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have tried to tell kids I know that have done this, they have just added drag and not downforce. If anything they are hurting what little performance they have.

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[–] Geo_synchronous 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah those spoilers keep them stable at light speeds you know... Ha.

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[–] HashTagFU 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Society spoilers.