[–] [deleted] 0 points 82 points (+82|-0) ago 

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[–] slevin_kelevra 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

I had real shit to do with my time" like play video games and comment on voat.

Taking care of important business lol

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[–] heili 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'll probably take a dump, catch up on Bates Motel, play with Snek and go to bed early.

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear 7 points -3 points (+4|-7) ago 

my prediction @bourbonexpert

football is for failures to watch, and stupid niggers to play.

there is nothing about football that is good.

that you got so many upvoats confirms there are that many retarded cancer redditors here on voat now, and there needs to be a purge.

you get to know!

incoming heavy free speech tests.

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[–] OcculusResurrectio 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"Ohmygerd! You didn't see that Doritos commercial with the cute (insert generic animal)?!"

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[–] Grifter42 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

"You didn't see the Budweiser ads that called us racist for not accepting a bunch of terrorist sandniggers? It was great!"

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Oh you mean the one with the baby and/or puppy that did something because it wants a dorito that would be completely unexpected and yet is totally predictable and not funny, but is presented with comedic timing as to tell you that it was structured as a joke so you can laugh loudly to let everyone around you know that you understood that it was a joke. That one?

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[–] RedditisPropaganda25 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

NFL is rigged anyway. The teams SHARE REVENUE. Too much money in TV contracts and advertisers to leave it to chance.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

people forget that the NFL is no longer considered a sport, in the most legal sense of the word. It's "entertainment". and with that comes... well, a lot of liberties.

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[–] vacvape 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You left out "Oh sure I'd totally like to hear all about it anyway. Let me act interested for you while you pretend to weigh my weed properly".

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[–] slevin_kelevra 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

My prediction is I won't watch them

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

My prediction is similar. I won’t be watching the game or be a pawn to their advertising or a fanslave to their arrogant, prancing, multimillionaire fucks. When that asshole Kaepernick started in with his bullshit was when I was done watching any more NFL shit--forever. Fuck all those arrogant, prancing multimillionaire fucks. I hope they all blow out their knees and end up selling cheap used cars in dangerous neighborhoods in Baltimore, Chicago and Detroit.

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[–] slevin_kelevra 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

LMAO. Perfect

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[–] Ojju 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well that's kind of... Extreme

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[–] Learn2duck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Predictive programming from the movie "Oblivion" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hm7W5BSZgU

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[–] sheepsexplode 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I will be smoking a super bowl that's for sure.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

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[–] sheepsexplode 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Weed kills. That's why you can buy it at convenience stores or get is over the counter at the pharmacy.

Wish they would legalize alcohol and prescription meds though, they have never killed anyone.

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[–] vacvape 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

'Marihuana. Missiles. Moms™. JustSayNO'

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[–] 7859702? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It kills your brain. If that's what you mean.

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

So don't watch. I won't be.

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[–] OcculusResurrectio 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Back in my day you could hit the quarterback and not get a penalty. And at halftime they showed you a titty!

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[–] Fambida 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Uh, it's been a long time since I played a game of Murican football, but "you could hit the quarterback and not get a penalty" WAT?

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[–] OcculusResurrectio 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can still hit the quarterback today, but you have to be very gentle, especially if its a big name quarterback. NFL has to protect its assets, heaven forbid they lose views.

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[–] Strat0 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just looked up the halftime show and it is Lady Gaga, guarantee she won't be able to go without saying some BS.

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[–] vacvape 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Her brain is spirit cooking addled.

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[–] solar_flare 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She'll probably do something "stunning and brave." Everybody is getting real tired of their shit, though.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Strat0 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Same. Even if the NFL wasn't fucking cancer, I don't give a shit about sports ball games.

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[–] 7849672? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Why the fuck would I waste my time watching a bunch of would be criminals toss a ball around.

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[–] vacvape 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Cuz they can't all be rappers before they murder their gfs?

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I predict a ratings drop for the first time.

It's not really surprising as their ratings have been low all season. Most blame the political actions of the players, I blame the wussification of the sport and constant play reviews.

Regardless, I further predict that Trumps relationship with Brady will be blame for the ratings drop.

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