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[–] Thegreatstoneddragon 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Upper decker in the master bathroom

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[–] green_man 4 points 14 points (+18|-4) ago 

That requires an understanding of how a toilet works, apes tend to simply throw their feces around and smear it on walls.

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[–] Neinlife 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

LOL

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[–] bfriend13 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Had to Google that one. It was what I suspected.

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[–] jerry 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

2x worse if it's one of Michael's rockhard man turds. I heard she burst the pipes in the toilets there many times in the whitehouse. Fucking nasty

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[–] purr 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That wouldn't work, Trump would just drain the toilet.

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[–] 7686698 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm reminded of the sayings "release the brown hostage" and "drop the Obamas off at the pool".

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[–] Gorillion 3 points 17 points (+20|-3) ago 

M dragging his/her ass on all the carpets. Grinding that 'boon stank in good.

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[–] Whitworth [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That's an image I didn't need at lunch.

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[–] vacvape 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

That place should forever be known as the Big Nigger House anyway.

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[–] arrggg 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'll bet that scumbag destroys the bust of Winston Churchill that he knows Trump wants to return to the Oval Office as a symbol of US-English friendship.

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[–] nospoon 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Kinda true. It's at the British embassy in the US.

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[–] arrggg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh that's good news. Restoring it will be a great PR moment.

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[–] european 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think there are two though. One remains in the Whitehouse. I think it's the really ugly one Obama removed.

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Prayer rug in the Oval Office closet.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

im 100% sure they will steal something

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[–] Morbo 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You mean besides our rights?

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

probably like a painting or some shit

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[–] baneofretail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The Trump's have to bring their own mattresses. Everything else gets provided.

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[–] arrggg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The lefties do seem to project a lot of their crimes and perversions, you re probably right.

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[–] BucktailBarry 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Accidental war with Russia. Oops!

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[–] im_the_dude_man 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He did finalize all the stuff for the wargames taking place on their border.

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[–] Gamio 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

probably change all the WiFi passwords to random keyboard mashes, "lets see him tweet without any internet connection".

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[–] jerry 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You really think obama types in his own wifi passwords?

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[–] Haredeenee 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

im more surprised he thinks trump dosnt have data

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[–] purr 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If he's anything like Hillary, the White House wifi is unsecured.

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[–] Gamio 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

of course not but if the passwords were changed to random garbage and no one made a memo do you think Obama's staff would just type in the passwords?

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[–] theoldguy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Even I know that you simply have to press that reset button with the tip of a pen.

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