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Haha, I just posted about this earlier this month! A fun game I like to play is to see how close I can get to jaywalkers. Especially if they're strolling across the street like they own it, I like to gun it and see if I can miss them by arm's length. Bonus points if they yell or give me the bird in my rear-view, because that means I scared 'em. If someday I actually hit one, I'll just say they were in the middle of the road and jumped in front. I'll get minimal court trouble, and they'll be dead. Totally worth it to erase a jaywalking blackard, I say!
The small amount of satisfaction you get each time you do this will pale in comparison to the legal mess you'll have to deal with if you do hit a pedestrian. If a witness testifies that they saw you speeding up prior to hitting the pedestrian you will be liable for the accident.
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[–] tanukihat ago
Haha, I just posted about this earlier this month! A fun game I like to play is to see how close I can get to jaywalkers. Especially if they're strolling across the street like they own it, I like to gun it and see if I can miss them by arm's length. Bonus points if they yell or give me the bird in my rear-view, because that means I scared 'em. If someday I actually hit one, I'll just say they were in the middle of the road and jumped in front. I'll get minimal court trouble, and they'll be dead. Totally worth it to erase a jaywalking blackard, I say!
[–] MaunaLoona ago
The small amount of satisfaction you get each time you do this will pale in comparison to the legal mess you'll have to deal with if you do hit a pedestrian. If a witness testifies that they saw you speeding up prior to hitting the pedestrian you will be liable for the accident.