Picture the first Spaniards to visit this motherfucker. There were no roads. There was no air conditioning. You have to figure one of the troops would occasionally moan out loud...
"Osteen... ett iz zo hot"
"Orlando... ett iz zo hot"
"Oviedo... ett iz zo hot"
"Ocala... ett iz zo hot"
"Oceola... ett iz zo hot"
"Okeechobee... ett iz zo hot"
"Ocoee... ett iz zo hot"
"Okahumpka... ett iz zo hot"
"Ojus... ett iz zo hot"
"Olga... ett iz zo hot"
"Opa-locka... ett iz zo hot"
"Ormond... ett iz zo hot"
"Orlovista... ett iz zo hot"
Then they pushed west and found some small lumps of land. "How are we in the hills if we're still in Florida?" ....And That's its fucking name!! .......Howey-in-the-Hills. ......Google it if you think I'm lying.
Thank Christ there were no dildos flopping around the state back then or we'd be living in Dildo, Florida.
Dildo Lake? Dildo Springs. Dildo-in-the-Hills... Appalatchadildo ....Dildo County.... Fort Dildo. ...Pensacola. ...Ponce DeDildo Inlet... Dildo Beach...... (never sit down on Dildo Beach) ...Tallahasadildo... Tampa Dildo. The University of Dildos in Dildoville, Fl.
....Orange Dildo. Key Dildo.... Congressman John Dildo from the 7th district.... Senator Dildo....
...but all kidding aside, Florida is the best state in the union. We even fought a battle in the Civil War and won. Florida 1... USA 0... ...deal with that, ya dildo.
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[–] 7493201? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
About half the state is native American names
[–] alalzia 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whats the difference between Androgyne and Androgynous ? gender wiki has almost the same description and it doesn't make sense .