Archived Hillary Voters Ate Their Feelings On November 9th - Cheesecake Orders Surged 72% (zerohedge.com)
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Archived Hillary Voters Ate Their Feelings On November 9th - Cheesecake Orders Surged 72% (zerohedge.com)
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[–] LatoreCon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
And hoooly shit will cheesecake make a person blow the fuck up. It's concentrated compounds of the beetus variety... I was skinny piece of shit when I was younger, could eat whatever I wanted and never gain weight. I ate like 2 entire cheese cakes one night, all doused in cherry or blueberry topping and I could see a layer of fat form on my body within a day or two...
I was never anything close to having even a little pudge before that, so I had no idea what it was like to be fat. Granted, I didn't get fat just from that and the fat layer was gone in a day or two, but goooooodamn. If I kept doing that I'd look like the average woman today.
[–] Goater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha....dear god women, how did you eat tw'o whole cheescakes in one night? All I can think of is you must have been high as, that's the only time I've ever eaten ridiculously.
I couldn't imagine making it through a muffin tin size cheesecake without feeling sick from the amount of beetus pumped into those things.
It's like they somehow managed to create a multiplier effect of sugar, cream cheese, butter, biscuits/cookies/crackers (whatever the fuck you yanks call them) and salt to see just how many calories you can fit in one dish.
[–] LatoreCon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I worked in food service and it was Christmas eve and they had out the good shit, but everyone must have taken off work because no one was coming through the lines, and there were several extra trays of food. I just kept eating them and when the time to close got closer and closer I became more and more confident that we weren't going to need them.
And these cheese cake I hereby declare to be the best cheesecakes I have ever eaten. I think one couldn't help but agree should they put one in their mouth. The taste was amazing, texture was perfect, there was an even better taste when it was swallowed and it sat pleasantly in the stomach.