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I...I can't decide if I want to hear your story or not. What is it about nutcracker stories that make us grab our own balls and clench our legs like its about to happen to us too?
No, but I've been hit in the dick so hard it felt like I'd ripped it in half (hit a tree in a practice run at an MTB race), and for some reason had a sudden urge to piss real bad, even though there wasn't anything there when I tried. It was all good, no damage to the old fella.
Took me a few minutes to realise my hand was broken after that.
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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago (edited ago)
Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard you immediately projectile vomit?
I have.
The girl who witnessed it was impressed, not grossed-out.
[–] Sir_Laughs-a-lot 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I...I can't decide if I want to hear your story or not. What is it about nutcracker stories that make us grab our own balls and clench our legs like its about to happen to us too?
[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
See ladies, I'm not gross, even when I vomit.
[–] Potato_McGingerbeard 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No, but I've been hit in the dick so hard it felt like I'd ripped it in half (hit a tree in a practice run at an MTB race), and for some reason had a sudden urge to piss real bad, even though there wasn't anything there when I tried. It was all good, no damage to the old fella.
Took me a few minutes to realise my hand was broken after that.