Archived I learned a great game called Avacado today (whatever)
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Archived I learned a great game called Avacado today (whatever)
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[–] MyDrunkAccount 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Jesus straight up turned water into wine to keep a group of people at a celebration happy. He is also, according to the bible, without sin. Ergo, drinking may be discouraged, but it is not strictly prohibited. It's Halal.
[–] Womb_Raider ago
He's not 100% correct. Drinking was common, but it says in the bible not to drink to excess... essentially, don't get drunk, just get tipsy.
[–] MyDrunkAccount ago
i disagree, the verse clearly sates
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The people were already drunk, and Jesus enabled them to get drunker. Yes, the bible discourages drinking to excess, but Jesus clearly shows through His actions here that simply getting drunk at a gathering is not considered excess.