Archived I'm 50 years old and I went Skydiving from 14,000 feet today! How was your day? (whatever)
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Archived I'm 50 years old and I went Skydiving from 14,000 feet today! How was your day? (whatever)
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[–] FelixMordou ago
This just happened, so my day was decent.
I'm on my way home from an awesome date with my girlfriend. We went to the lantern festival, and had fun futzing around the downtown mall. I'm going the speed limit up a hill, and I'm blinded by some asshole's headlights.
I hit the curb at 30 MPH.
My front right tire pops, and my rear windshield fucking SHATTERS. So, we pull over and put the spare on. Girlfriend's stepdad comes and gets her. I drive home, and all is well. Except my car. I needed new tires anyway, and it could have been MUCH worse.
Honestly, today was a good day.
[–] chmod [S] ago
Tirerack.com
[–] FelixMordou ago
Eh, I've got some wheels here. The bigger issue is my rear windshield, which can't be fixed until Monday.
Fortunately, I am a young, entitled sack of shit who still lives with mommy and daddy, so I'll be free to munch on tendies until they throw all of their money at my car.
Jokes aside, my mom and dad have already said they'll help me fix the thing. I'm flat-ass broke, so I'm really glad they've decided to aid me.