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[–] pizza_mine 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

Isn't that the Kim and Kanye story?

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[–] uberbrew 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I was about to say that Kayne is not intelligent. But then I remembered the South Park episode. Yup Kayne's a genius folks.

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[–] bfriend13 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For all of Jenny's smarts, she sure made a lot of poor* life choices.

  • retarded

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The markdown markup almost killed that.

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

For all of Jenny's smarts, she sure made a lot of poor* life choices.

* retarded

FTFY.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You mean trashy player with venereal disease gets a rich retarded girl pregnant? Jenny wasn't exactly a brainiac

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[–] Pawn 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Spoiler:

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Spoiler:

Which leads to:

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Trust me, the book is much weirder. Forrest becomes a professional wrestler.

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[–] Foralltoosee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

So, a selfish, scummy and slutty dude who, after seemingly burning all other bridges, returns to his hometown and knocks up a retarded woman? Romantic as fuck.

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That sounds a bit like Benjamin Button, only a little less despicable.

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[–] chags 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Foreign Gump?

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[–] Antipodes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Foreign Gimp?

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Jenny could be a female donkey...

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[–] Pawn 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And he killed all the infidels causing a new islamic golden age! WOAH. BLOCKBUSTER HIT

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[–] bagano1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The leftist media would lose their shit. I can see it now.

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[–] Antiseed117 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Okay, calling Jennaay the smart one is a bit of a stretch. Maybe if we're comparing her to Forest himself, yea she was a fucking savant. But then again they were from the midwrst and I'm not too familiar with general education in the 50's & 60's so I'll just show myself and my stupid point out. Cheers!

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[–] Blackjack147 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Alabama is not a Midwestern state.

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There were chicks in the 40's and 50's that literally did not connect sex and pregnancy. That's why we have sex-ed now. Parents were too prudish to have "the talk", so now the government has "the talk".

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[–] Antiseed117 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy cameltoe....you're not kidding.

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[–] sweetholymosiah 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Charlize Theron could play her character from Arrested Development!

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[–] RichardJasonSavage 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And gives her aids.

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