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Archived The truth about the Platypus (i.sli.mg)
submitted 4.2 years ago by Alias_Unknown
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) 4.2 years ago
In 1799, the British Academy of Science didn't classify it as a species, believing the sample brought from Australia was a hoax.
[–] Alias_Unknown [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 4.2 years ago
That doesn't surprise me in the least.
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 4.2 years ago
Picture a Zoologist in 1799 being given the dried out carcass of a platypus. The first words out of his mouth must have been, "Fuck off, mate."
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 4.2 years ago
https://archive.is/IBFCm
[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.2 years ago
Pretty sure Soros is behind the platypus. It is poisonous, after all.
[–] Dashippy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 4.2 years ago
The platypus really is one of my favourite animals because it just makes no fucking sense.
[–] Alias_Unknown [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.2 years ago
It's the precise combination of insanity and perfection.
[–] o_V_o 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.2 years ago (edited 4.2 years ago)
I can tell this is edgy and funny because of the number of times it said "fuck"
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[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
In 1799, the British Academy of Science didn't classify it as a species, believing the sample brought from Australia was a hoax.
[–] Alias_Unknown [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That doesn't surprise me in the least.
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Picture a Zoologist in 1799 being given the dried out carcass of a platypus. The first words out of his mouth must have been, "Fuck off, mate."
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://archive.is/IBFCm
[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pretty sure Soros is behind the platypus. It is poisonous, after all.
[–] Dashippy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The platypus really is one of my favourite animals because it just makes no fucking sense.
[–] Alias_Unknown [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's the precise combination of insanity and perfection.
[–] o_V_o 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I can tell this is edgy and funny because of the number of times it said "fuck"